| What are you talkin' about |
| I love my music you don’t love nothing but yourself fool |
| If your going to be a superstar you might as well be a superstar to yourself |
| So I says to the bitch I ain’t gonna do my motherfuckin' ABC’s go head make me |
| stay after class |
| Alphabeta (Alphabeta max) |
| A is for the apple pie we all want a slice |
| And B’s for Toni Braxton cause she sings real nice |
| And C’s for charisma to me it comes easy |
| And D is for the dragnet that tries to seize me |
| E’s for The Electric Company on the TV |
| Or Elle Macpherson on the beach in her bikini |
| F’s for the fact I’m the fave of the females |
| G is for geeks getting busy on the e-mail |
| H is for hashish there’s no need to elaborate |
| I’s for the idiot that imitate |
| And J’s for the j that you pass my way |
| And K’s for the kangaroo that says g’day |
| L’s for the lyrics you know I got plenty |
| M is for the mini mall right across from the Denny’s |
| Alphabeta (Alphabeta max) |
| N’s for the nerd known as the Chancellor’s daughter |
| O’s for the octopus swimming underwater |
| And P’s for perfection |
| And Q’s for the cuties |
| And R’s for the rapper that’s shakin' all your booties |
| And S is for sugar cause girl you got a lot |
| And T is for your teeth you better hope they don’t rot |
| And U’s for umbrella just in case it rains |
| And V’s for Valentines because it drives me insane |
| W’s for Tom Cruise cause the boy’s just whack |
| X is for the files there’s no case they can’t crack |
| Y’s for Why not cause you know there’s no answer |
| And Z’s for the zen power that makes me a better dancer |
| Alphabeta (Alphabeta max) |
| H I J K L M N O P |
| Q R S T U V |
| W X and Y and Z |
| W X and T Y Z |
| L M N Q R P L M N P T O E |