| Have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope
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| and you wanted to buy her popcorn and a medium coke
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| but when proximity’s close, you close up shop and you choke
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| Time to write a thank-you note to dear old dad for the cloak
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| she’s really cute and has a luminesence
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| In fact, its hard to smell her
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| 'cause you know she get to stepping
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| but I just observed from across the way
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| if I was working eb games there you would not pay
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| I’m nice and I’m sweet and I shower twice a week
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| Kid diggin on my speed 'cause I represent the geeks.
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| But I’m really hella cool, and I’ve had sex before
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| So don’t figit with your digits ain’no textin, whore!
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| I’ve Falynn and I can’t get up
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| Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
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| I’m on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
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| don’t think I can make it home alone.
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| I stare at my shoes and I look away
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| 'cause I think you’re kinda cute and I like your face
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| and then we might embrace, and I’ll have to hide my boner
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| You don’t want do it Dottie, I’m a rebel and a loner
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| I’m a rap superstar with a mic in my hand
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| But I can’t talk to girls, unless the girl is a fan
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| But yo, I got a plan, I love it when it comes together
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| We’ll get married and have babies
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| And we’ll all wear matching sweaters.
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| Yes, I’d do her if I knew her
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| This is hard without computers
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| She don’t need another stalker, or intruder to pursue her
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| She don’t need a guy like me, whose favorite movie’s Starship Troopers
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| Why don’t you kill me baby, is it because I’m a loser?
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| I’m a winner, just beginning to roll up my sleeves
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| Roll up, next to me, I can’t breathe and I wheeze
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| Hi, my name is MC, what’s yours? |
| That’s great!
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| Want you in the worst way.
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| This is so our first date.
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| I’ve Falynn and I can’t get up
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| Girl I love you, yeah I got a crush
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| I’m on mushrooms and I lost my lunch and I
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| don’t think I can make it home alone.
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| (WOW!) |