Testo Thwip Swing! - MC Chris

Thwip Swing!

Thwip swing, thwip swing
On my mind, not a damn thing
Danger to dodge, got an inkling
My defense, spider sense tingling
Thwip swing, thwip swing
Sinister Six wanna nix the king
But if ain't broke, don't fix a thing
Do a flip, make a quip, clip the wing

Acrobatics tactics, the fanatic attack
Might make your spine crack, call the medic evac
Wise guys get wise cracks, backpack got clap backs
These criminals know that this juvenile jokes, Jack
Cocoons filled with goons, ski masks, and gats, gasp
Flashing lights, taking bites of these odd Shelob snacks
Finding fights every night, I like an ice pack
City blocks on lock just like a bike rack
Just one man, can't be a clone
Surveillance has its failings, can't deal with drones
Patrol the perimeter, eliminate my foes
Partners become martyrs, it incinerates my soul
Go for broke rogue with the venomous vogue
Friendly hottie everybody in your neighborhood knows
Good deeds won't cease, keep the peace 'til the po' show
Aunt May don't know, window for the win, yo!

Thwip swing, thwip swing
On my mind, not a damn thing
Danger to dodge, got an inkling
My defense, spider sense tingling
Thwip swing, thwip swing
Sinister Six wanna nix the king
But if ain't broke, don't fix a thing
Do a flip, make a quip, clip the wing

I put the pound on the faculty lounge
Need a divorce, Animorphs want to torch my town
I get the best of my professors, no assistance from Avengers
Deal some damage to their dentures, make a clackety sound
My teachers are all creepers, light sleepers, won't rest
I smack a dude then have to do an aptitude test
I can rock a blue vest, I can wear a paper bag
What I do best, I don't even have to brag
Photos for The Bugle, it's a futile hater rag
Attempt is to discredit, every mention makes him mad
If I'm not on the cover, then they'll buy some other mag
So he's a super bitter mister with a Hitler mustache
High school was cruel, try to cruise past Flash
Empire was inspired, met a lass, crushed fast
Hoblin a Goblin neutralized a normie
Made me kill my girlfriend, now I'm sad and also horny

Thwip swing, thwip swing
On my mind, not a damn thing
Danger to dodge, got an inkling
My defense, spider sense tingling
Thwip swing, thwip swing
Sinister Six wanna nix the king
But if ain't broke, don't fix a thing
Do a flip, make a quip, clip the wing

Dr. Doom threw a party on a planet made for battles
Herded up the heroes like they were a bunch of cattle
Got a new suit, found it filled a void
Wars were secret secret, also made to sell some toys
Now I got moves, new and improved, like it let Stark in
Slime can read my mind, maybe that's why my mood has darkened
The bonding's symbiotic, this relationship feels toxic
If this entity an enemy, how will friendly Pete outfox it?
Thanks to bells, he's expelled, swell to be back in blue
A ginger made me linger, sticky fingers made her goo
She'd pine in her apartment, I'd fight crime, no time for two
Got buried, got married, then Mephisto said, "Your move."
One makes me sandwiches, the other makes me moist
These villains always test me with a multiple choice
MJ or Aunt May, there's no way can I pick
I denied my dick, now I'm single, it's sick
That's when I took a trip to the afterlife
Doc Ock stole my body, glad there was no wife
He couldn't play the part, his interior is eerier
Perhaps the penultimate Peter's clearly the superior
Spider-Man, once a student, now a teacher
Clever and forever, I'm one of the future's features
Yes, I wear a mask, it's not political theater
No matter what the task, the people prefer the Peter

Thwip swing, thwip swing
On my mind, not a damn thing
Danger to dodge, got an inkling
My defense, spider sense tingling
Thwip swing, thwip swing
Sinister Six wanna nix the king
But if ain't broke, don't fix a thing
Do a flip, make a quip, clip the wing