| Just when I thought everything would be ok Just when I started to believe that everything was going my way
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| Out came the cloud from under my feet
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| Crashing back down to reality
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| You used to call me pumpkin now I’m Halloween
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| Remember when I used to your jellybean
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| You used to call me schnookums and shit like that
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| Now you’re after me with a baseball bat
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| I remember when I used to be the king
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| Your honey sweet darling baby everything
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| I used to be your tall dark mystery man
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| Now I’m just straight up history man
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| Just when I thought everything would be all right
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| Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sight
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| You left me with nothing but a scribbled note
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| That said I would no longer be your love boat
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| From here on out my pet name would be x Your x your x your x It used to be sugar then it turned into salt
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| I used to rock your world now I’m standing on a fault line
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| Lying naked in a hail storm in the dark
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| You’re my little tornado and I am your trailer park
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| You used to call me names too cute to repeat
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| Like honey bunch hairy bear and piccolo peet
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| Goochy goochy goo goo gaga shit like that
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| Now you’re after me screaming you dirty rat
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| I don’t remember applying for a name change
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| So why is it you’re calling me mister deranged
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| Psychopathic pornographic stinking drunk
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| Failing fast lying ass worthless punk
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| You used to call me sweety pie and baby doll
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| I guess another studs kicking in my stall
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| You’ll probably call him superman or loverboy
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| You’ll probably disregard him like a broken toy
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| Just when he thought everything was going his way
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| Just he started to believe everything was hunky dory
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| He’ll look at that cloud that he’s standing on And with an itsy bitsy tiny little almost inaudible squeak
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| He’ll notice
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| It’s gone
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| From here on out his pet name would be x Your x your x your x Sweet pie?
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| No x Honey bunch?
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| No x Bubble butt?
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| No x Pumpkin face |