Testi Donovan's Pub in Ballinasloe - The Irish Rovers

Donovan's Pub in Ballinasloe

Down in Ballinasloe, there’s a pub you might forgo\nWhere all the locals gather for the drinking and the craic\nIf you’re looking for some quiet it’s not the place to try it\nFor anything goes at Donovan’s Pub you’ll have to watch your back\nThe minister and the priest, their throats they like to grease\nDrinking Irish whiskey 'til they’re feeling in the pink\nBut come Sunday morning from their pulpits they’ll be warning\nRepent ye sinners all and give up the devil drink\nThey’re pushing and they’re shouting\nAnd they’re cursing and they’re fighting\nI’ve seen it all meself, they put on a hell of a show\nThere’s little doubt the devil would think it quite uncivil\nAny night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe\nThe sisters venture in for their tonic and their gin\nThey pour it into cups thinking no one’s going to see\nEach evening out of habit except upon the Sabbath\nThey’re dancing with the devil as they drink the demon tea\nThey’re pushing and they’re shouting\nAnd they’re cursing and they’re fighting\nI’ve seen it all meself, they put on a hell of a show\nThere’s little doubt the devil would think it quite uncivil\nAny night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe\nMalachy O’Connor was near to being a goner\nWhen his wife caught him kissing up the maid behind the bar\nShe let a mighty shout and she kicked him all about\nAnd she threatened that she’d pickle both his jewels in a jar\nThey’re pushing and they’re shouting\nAnd they’re cursing and they’re fighting\nI’ve seen it all meself, they put on a hell of a show\nThere’s little doubt the devil would think it quite uncivil\nAny night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe\nSweet Annie from Ahoghill, she runs the only brothel\nShe’s lovely for to look at but she’s crafty and she’s sly\nShe idly sips her wine but there’s business on her mind\nWill you come into my parlour said the spider to the fly\nThey’re pushing and they’re shouting\nAnd they’re cursing and they’re fighting\nI’ve seen it all meself, they put on a hell of a show\nThere’s little doubt the devil would think it quite uncivil\nAny night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe\nAnd there’s old perverted Billy he likes to show his willy\nTo all the lovely ladies an act that he denies\nBut people here don’t care for you see he is the mayor\nAnd besides sure he does a decent job otherwise\nThey’re pushing and they’re shouting\nAnd they’re cursing and they’re fighting\nI’ve seen it all meself, they put on a hell of a show\nThere’s little doubt the devil would think it quite uncivil\nAny night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe\nThey’re pushing and they’re shouting\nAnd they’re cursing and they’re fighting\nI’ve seen it all meself, they put on a hell of a show\nThere’s little doubt the devil would think it quite uncivil\nAny night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe\nEvery night at Donovan’s pub down in Ballinasloe