| We’ll drink a drink a drink
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| To Lily the pink the pink the pink
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| The savior of (the savior of) the human race
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| She invented medicinal compound
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| Most efficacious in every case
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| Here’s a story, a little bit gory
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| A little bit happy, a little bit sad
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| Of Lily the Pink and her medicinal compound
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| And how it slowly drove her to the bad
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| Meet Ebenezer, thought he was Julius Caesar
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| So they put him in a home
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| And then they gave him medicinal compound
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| And now he’s Emperor of Rome
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| We’ll drink a drink a drink
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| To Lily the pink the pink the pink
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| The savior of (the savior of) the human race
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| She invented medicinal compound
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| Most efficacious in every case
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| And Freddie Clinger, the opera singer
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| Who could break glasses with his voice they said
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| So on his tonsils he rubbed medicinal compound
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| And now they break glasses over his head
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| Meet Johnny Hammer had a t-t-terrible s-s-stammer
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| He could b-barely say a word
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| So they gave him medicinal compound
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| And now he’s seen, but never heard
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| We’ll drink a drink a drink
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| To Lily the pink the pink the pink
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| The savior of (the savior of) the human race
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| She invented medicinal compound
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| Most efficacious in every case
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| And Uncle Paul, he was very small. |
| He
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| Was the shortest man in town
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| So on his body he rubbed medicinal compound
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| And now he’s six foot, but it’s underground
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| Lily died and went up to heaven
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| Oh, the church bells they did ring
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| She took with her medicinal compound
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| Hark the herald angels sing
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| We’ll drink a drink a drink
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| To Lily the pink the pink the pink
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| The savior of (the savior of) the human race
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| She invented medicinal compound
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| Most efficacious in every case
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| We’ll drink a drink a drink
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| To Lily the pink the pink the pink
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| The savior of (the savior of) the human race
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| She invented medicinal compound
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| Most efficacious in every case |