| You love me and I love him
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| He loves her and she loves you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| You fool me and I fool him
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| He fools her and we fool you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| Last on 'Substitute for Life'
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| Husband caught when he kissed the pretty girl
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| Wife just cried, friend just died
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| Boss took money, took off with secretary
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| Cops didn’t care, got their share
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| Driver stole some diamonds from millionaire
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| Maid got blamed, judge got framed
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| Teacher married her long lost half-brother
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| Twins were nude, both were sued
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| Enter Queen of TV Screen
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| You love me and I love him
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| He loves her and she loves you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| You fool me and I fool him
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| He fools her and we fool you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| Next on 'Substitute for Life'
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| Neighbour has an affair with the son in law
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| Daughter is sad, mother is mad
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| Gangsters kidnap movie celebrity
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| Dog finds track, stranger is back
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| Doctor finally falls for sexy nurse
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| Boy goes gay, girl can’t stay
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| Athlete leaves his pregnant centerfold
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| All get killed, you’ll get thrilled
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| Enter Queen of TV Screen
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| You love me and I love him
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| He loves her and she loves you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| You fool me and I fool him
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| He fools her and we fool you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| The story everybody knows
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| Episode one, episode two
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| If you nave nothing better to do
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| Episode three, episode four
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| You’ve just got to see some more
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| Episode five, episode six
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| Love and hate and dirty tricks
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| Episode seven, episode eight
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| Don’t answer the phone, cancel your date
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| Let’s hope you can cope with the dope called soap
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| You love me and I love him
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| He loves her and she loves you
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| That’s the way the story goes
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| You fool me and I fool him
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| He fools her and we fool you
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| That’s the way the story goes |