| A person can get into some strange affairs
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| Trying to survive in this city, you know
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| But you gotta eat, and I guess you just get cold
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| Don’t even know the people you associate with really
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| Oh, the world is wide but people are so much the same
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| A feature altered here and there and there you stand
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| You’re in New York, you’re in Salt Lake, you’re in Hell A
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| Miles of desert separate you, and miles of sea
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| Ah, the sea! |
| Where whales and sharks roam and no man lives
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| And where are you? |
| Not home, and that’s for sure. |
| But why?
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| Everybody, when I sing this song
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| Must dance
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| Girl, it’s a rough life
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| You better find some friends
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| Of the right type
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| «Lip to lip, you do to please
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| Now turn your face and catch it on cheek
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| Then skin to skin, pop! |
| it’s in
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| (you're not a virgin)
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| They offer money for a good feeling then no marriage!
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| (you're not a virgin)
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| We are all virgins
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| 69 Billy Club law to ticket number
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| Love is a Hallmark card store present
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| Surprise!
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| Gift, paper ribbon on the holidays
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| Like seasons greetings, merry holidays
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| Merry Labor Day, merry Halloween
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| Or tricks thumb tack dipped in ca ca» *
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| Everybody, when I sing this song
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| Must dance
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| A dream fell this side of paradise
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| A girl
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| Was she too beautiful?
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| Pour that drink right down the sink
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| Don’t get down, get rowdy
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| Like L.A.'s busiest cowboy
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| Drown and sink he’s on the brink
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| The stud well hung lost his shootin' gun
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| It’s shriveled up with heroin
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| The hero’s done up in drag tonight
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| And the girls just want to fight fight fight
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| Everybody, when I sing this song
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| Must dance
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| The fire at my back
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| Yeah, it did me well
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| A token laugh
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| Was it too musical? |