| Rain started falling from the sky
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| Hail the size of a baseball
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| Hitting the ground one by one
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| Out popped a little girl
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| Son of a gun!
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| The town gathered round the miracleness
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| Bringing her food and wonderful gifts
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| She can heal, She’s a saint, She’s an angel of peace
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| Sent to save our world, yes indeed
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| She was hungry, Little Sally
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| She ate and she ate and she ate and she ate
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| Everything in sight, especially the cake
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| She grew, she grew, she grew and she grew
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| In all of six days, she wore a size eleven shoe
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| She was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| Yeah, she was hungry, Little Sally
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| They lined up, baby, to pay the price
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| To watch her eat 20 bucks worth of rice
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| The Christians, the Jews and the Buddhists, too
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| The government wanted a little more proof
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| She was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| She was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| Well, she grew and she grew into a big giant girl
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| She ate so much she had to hurl
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| She spewed all over the town and flowers grew
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| She vomited on everybody, that’s just the way she was
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| But no one cared, they thought it was a sign
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| That they were saved. |
| A miracle, a real miracle
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| Hordes of people came from everywhere
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| Lots of money was in the air
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| The news and the town wanted a show
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| It really got bad, it was out of control
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| She was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| She was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| Yeah, she was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| Yeah, she was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| It didn’t really matter what they saw
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| They made up their minds she was from God
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| There was fighting and killing over the saint
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| She never said a word, she just sat there and ate
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| She was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| Yeah, she was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| Oh, she was hungry, Hungry Sally
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| On that sunday she finally stood up
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| Everyone took it as a sign of luck
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| She ate everything, even the wood
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| She started eyeing people like they were food
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| Everyone started running for the hills
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| She bit off their heads, just for the thrills
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| Some people thought they would be saved
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| So they lined up to feed the big ol' babe
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| Hungry Sally
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| Hungry Sally
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| Hungry Sally
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| Finally, they called the marines
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| They shot her down with their M16s
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| The moral of the story is: Even saints have to eat |