| She walked in mean and drunk about a quarter to four
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| Yeah, she threw down that ring
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| As she stumbled in through the door
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| I said, «Girl what is it you’re trying to do to me?
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| I’ve been workin' like a dog every damn day this week»
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| Well she said,
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| «I'm gettin' a lil' tired of you and your runnin' aroun'
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| I’ve been diggin' through your phone, boy
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| And there’s a few things I found»
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| Well, I didn’t wait to hear a single word she read, no
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| I just ran out of that house
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| Grabbed a bottle of wine, and I said
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| «If I’m goin' down tonight, I’m goin' down drinkin'
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| You spend too much time in this ol' house sittin' and thinkin'
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| You’ve been a thorn in my side
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| Since I walked through the door
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| And this ol' boy ain’t gonna take any more
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| If I’m goin' down tonight, I’m goin' down drinkin'»
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| That’s right
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| Well I pulled up a stool at the nearest bar I could find
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| When in walked this chick, damn near struck me blind
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| And I said, «Girl what is it you’re trying to do to me?»
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| That’s when I noticed her husband
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| Lookin' drunk, crazy and mean
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| Well he said, «I'm gettin' a lil' tired of you
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| Starin' my girl up and down
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| While your suckin' down beers on that stool
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| Like some drunkin' clown»
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| Well, I started drinkin' and thinkin'
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| I should’a stayed home instead, yeah
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| I grabbed a six-pack to go, ran out of that bar, and I said
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| «If I’m goin' down tonight, I’m goin' down drinkin'
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| I spent too much time on this bar stool, sittin' and thinkin'
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| You’ve been a thorn in my side
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| Since I walked through the door
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| And this Ol' boy ain’t gonna take any more
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| If I’m goin' down tonight, I’m goin' down drinkin'»
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| Well you’ve been a thorn in my side
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| Since I walked through this door
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| And this Ol' boy ain’t gonna take any more
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| If I’m goin' down tonight, I’m goin' down drinkin'
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| Well If I’m goin' down tonight
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| You know I’m goin' down drinkin'
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| Every night! |