Testi Look Mum No Hands! - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

Look Mum No Hands!

Business as usual\nStarts with the sound\nOf another damn funeral\nMarch through the town\nOne less for St. Nicholas\nThere’s nothing as vile\nOr as sad or ridiculous\nAs the coffin of a child\nHe flies through the air\nWith the greatest of ease\nThat daring young man in the blue dungarees\nStruck down by the G-force\nOf a Semtex suprise\nHe bucks like a sea horse\nKeels over and dies\nWith his eyes all dramatic\nGlazed and confused\nThe full metal jacket\nTrousers and shoes\nHe flies through the air\nWith the greatest of ease\nThat daring young man\nIn the blue dungarees\nAnd his poor pathetic parents\nSo stricken with grief\nThat they spelt his name wrong\nOn his funeral wreath\nAre appealing for no vengeance\nOn behalf of their son\nBut they’ve already assembled\nAnd planted the bomb\nHe flies through the air\nWith the greatest of ease\nThat daring young man\nIn the blue dungarees\nStruck down by the G-force\nOf a Semtex suprise\nHe bucks like a sea horse\nKeels over and dies