| Here are some samples of the fabric, Miss Morgan
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| I know how painful it must be
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| But I guess it’s your responsibility
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| I understand he was your fiancee
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| What a tragedy
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| Everybody wants to go to Heaven, Miss Morgan
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| But nobody wants to die
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| Have you often wondered why?
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| And why are your eyes so dry?
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| It would help to cry
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| This is a popular, dusty, rose velvet, Miss Morgan
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| Or how about a satin brocade?
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| Guaranteed not to fade
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| Or maybe you’d prefer another shade
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| Trimmed in gold or silver braid?
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| Would you like a lemonade?
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| There’s no ice, I’m afraid
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| You can rest assured you have our heartfelt sympathy
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| (You can use our easy payment plan)
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| (Two hundred now and fifty when you can)
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| (We wanted you to know we understand)
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| You can take comfort in knowing, Miss Morgan
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| He’s where we all want to be
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| Why are you laughing at me?
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| Don’t you believe in eternity?
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