| This is a Channel 7 news breif because the news is happening now.
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| Hello, Morque Perkins reporting. |
| Our top story tonight, police and
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| investigators are still trying to figure out how and why somebody
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| stole 4 dead bodies from the Wayne County morgue late Monday night.
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| Police say, the apparent body theif entered through the basement
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| window, but how he alluded the security and alarm system is still a mystery. |
| But what we at Channel 7 are wondering, what kind of sick
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| fuck would steal 4 dead bodies anyway? |
| Details at 11.
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| Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
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| Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
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| I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
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| I’m always finding bodies when I’m mowing the lawn
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| Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
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| Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
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| Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
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| I ate a dead body, but don’t tell, I lied
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| I just ate my first dead body last week
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| Still gots the finger nail caught in my teeth
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| Before you start yelling and cursing my name
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| Remember something’s wrong with my brain, insane
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| Second I was born, doctor threw me 'gainst the wall
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| Kicked open the door and he whipped me down the hall
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| I’m sliding and I’m bouncing off shit like a hockey puck
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| And my mother’s like What the fuck?!
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| He said I was born of an alien race
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| Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
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| But I’m not a martian, you wouldn’t understand
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| I’m just the dead body man
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| We got bodies, dead bodies
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| We got fat ones, skinny ones
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| Males, females, hermaphrodites
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| We got somebodies, we got nobodies
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| Bodies, bodies, bodies, woo!
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| Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
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| All the little kiddies love the dead body man
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| I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
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| Some people run cuz they don’t like the smell
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| Others line up just as quick as they can
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| To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
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| It’s all good, if you can stand the funk, but ah Just don’t look in the trunk
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| I drive down Central kickin the bass
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| Chillin with my freaks and I’m picked her face
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| Maggots and bugs like to crawl on her head
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| Cuz my bitch is dead, I’d rather that instead
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| Than a ho you can’t trust, always diggin a nut
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| A dead body bitch learns to keep her mouth shut
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| Riding in the back is my dead body crew
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| Only they can never think of nothing to do If you think I’m sick take a look at yourself
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| You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
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| On your key chain is a little baby rabbit’s hand
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| I’m just the dead body man
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| We also collect dead bodies
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| So, if you know any dead people
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| Or you yourself are planning on dying soon
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| We’ll be happy to come to your house
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| And pay cash for it We appreciate good healthy stiff
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| For our dinner
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| Woohoo!
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| Call me the dead body man (some one give em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (you can mail em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (won't ya give em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (just sell em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (just mail em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (br-bring em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (you can give em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (you can sell em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (won't ya mail em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man (you can bring em to me)
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| Call me the dead body man, call me the dead body man |