| Ah, one, two, a one more makes three
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| We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC
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| I said a one, two, a one more makes three
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| We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC
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| Now it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun
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| I said it ain’t no fun, yo, it ain’t no fun
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| I said it ain’t no fun unless we all get some
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| We need lights, cameras, action
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| Please tell me who runs this turf
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| Then I go out there and serve
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| After all, what is it worth?
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| My favorite comedian’s Eddie Murph'
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| When I was small, I played catch with a Nerf
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| Skinned my knee on the astroturf
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| Ain’t nothin' better than a hug from a Smurf
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| Many many pimps are after me
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| (Why?) Because I let the hoes go free
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| Desi Arnaz, Lucille Ball
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| Takes more sweets by Peter Paul
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| Almond Joy, Butterfinger
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| Rapper, actor, and a singer
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| Jumpstart the mic like it ain’t no thing’a
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| God sheds light on me so I shine
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| Dom Perignon, then kick rhyme
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| Make love to the ladies, treat ‘em real kind
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| Get on top of me and grind
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| One, two, one more makes three
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| We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC
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| I said a one, two, one more makes three
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| We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC
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| Said it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun
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| I said it ain’t no fun, yo, it ain’t no fun
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| I said it ain’t no fun unless we all get some
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| We need lights, cameras, action
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| I smile a lot ‘cause I seek divine joy
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| I’m not a kid, I’m a man, not a boy
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| And often people wonder how I continually rise over gloom
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| I’m like a lotus flower in full bloom
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| Not imprisoned in a world of externality
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| Search my soul and unfold is my reality
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| I keep ‘em guessing—am I from B.C. |
| or from millennium?
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| Writing dope rhymes in my condominium
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| And then from day to day, convey and grow
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| Develop a rage for the stage and then blow
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| He’ll set it off then pass the baton
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| Ready, set, go, my mic turns on
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| Light a stage like a dawn from Con Edison
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| The mic is my wand and my voice is like medicine
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| And you were wondering if we went soft
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| No, that’s impossible, we never fall off
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| One, two, one more makes three
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| We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC
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| I said a one, two, one more makes three
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| We’re gonna teach everybody how to MC
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| Now it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun
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| I said it ain’t no fun, and it ain’t no fun
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| It ain’t no fun and it ain’t no fun
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| It ain’t no fun unless we all get some
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| We need lights, cameras, action
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| («1, 2, 3») *scratched* |