| Skinny was born in a bathtub and he grew so incredibly thin | 
| Even the end of an eye dropper sucked him in | 
| Skinny never knew any questions, Skinny never looked at lights | 
| Skinny sold something every single night | 
| Skinny sold a soldier toy to me, Skinny sold a wife | 
| Skinny sold a suction cup and a knife | 
| Skinny found a Hello Dolly record in the hall | 
| He sold it to a truck driver in the fall | 
| Hello Dolly | 
| Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| I am coming, Constantinople | 
| Here I come | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| I am coming, Constantinople | 
| Here I come | 
| All the leaves are off of the oak and | 
| All the sheep have followed the spoken | 
| Word I’m coming, Constantinople | 
| Here I come | 
| As I stand out in the open | 
| All my friends are with you I hope and | 
| Pray I’m coming, Constantinople | 
| Here I come | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| I am coming Constantinople | 
| Here I come | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| I am coming Constantinople | 
| Here I come | 
| Well, here I come, Constantinople | 
| I’m coming, Constantinople | 
| I’m coming with my head held high | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| I’m coming | 
| I can’t wait to see you | 
| I’m coming with my head held high | 
| I’m not coming on my knees | 
| I’m coming, Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| Here I come, Constantinople | 
| I am coming Constantinople | 
| Here I come |