| Here comes that guy with shiny teeth. A nicer guys easy to meet. |
| Nuge you with a bony elbow and tell you something you dont wanna know. |
| I’m sat here wishing I was with somebody else, |
| If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt. |
| By the end of the night it’ll end in a fight, I just can’t help myself. |
| He’s got his tan straight from a tub, it glows bright orange in a club. |
| Talk the hind legs of a donkey, his voice drones on its all inione key. |
| I’m sat here wishing I was with somebody else, |
| If I hear much morecrap them my ears gonna melt. |
| By the end of the night it’ll end in a fight, I just can’t help myself. |
| He’s an obscene guy, a not too clan guy |
| Give anything a try, his whole lifes a lie, |
| Just like a piece of pie, greasy enough to fry, |
| Na na na an na. |
| Oi, oi, oi, oi! Oi, oi, oi, oi! |