| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| Except me, I walk in the front door | 
| Revenge, lookin' for the Warchiefs | 
| Got an elven bow for my enemies | 
| And I sneak like a Middle Earth ninja | 
| Eat some mushrooms when I’m injured | 
| Jump up, hang from the ledge | 
| When they walk by, drop down on their heads | 
| All damn day, I rescue slaves | 
| Choppin' up the orcs with Mithril Blades | 
| Death threats and legendary raids | 
| Finding artifacts hidden in the caves | 
| Death from above, I jumped and landed | 
| Right up on your dome, and now you’re branded | 
| Fight for me, let’s kill this horde | 
| Choppin' heads off with my Ranger Sword | 
| Deep in Middle Earth, elves, humans, and dwarves | 
| Take on Sauron’s army with magic and swords | 
| Prepare for battle 'cause this is war | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| Except me, I’m riding on a Caragor | 
| Hack 'n slash so fast, you’re gettin' shanked | 
| Walkin' tank, half human, half wraith | 
| Tippy toe, sneakin' up, then I brutalize | 
| Go slow, elven bow right between the eyes | 
| Into the stronghold, poison all the grog | 
| Droppin' beasts to their feet, hackin' all their limbs off | 
| Droppin' meat for the Beasts that are up in the cage | 
| Decapitating bodyguards, bringin' the Rage | 
| I cruise, never makin' a sound | 
| My ghouls, are rising up from the ground | 
| You fools, are about to get wrecked | 
| Blade to the face, dagger to the neck | 
| Deep in Middle Earth, elves, humans, and dwarves | 
| Take on Sauron’s army with magic and swords | 
| Prepare for battle 'cause this is war | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| Except me, leavin' body parts on the foor | 
| Killing orcs gives me a hard on | 
| Time to find that muthafucka named Sauron | 
| Epic runes, I got a bunch | 
| Shadow mount the Graug, eat you for lunch | 
| All these Uruk Warchiefs can go to hell | 
| But I’ll let this one live 'cause I need intel | 
| Revenge for my family, there’s no escape | 
| Knock-knock muthafucka, I’m at the Black Gate | 
| Try to run away, you’re gettin' stuck | 
| Try to take my blade, you’re gettin' cut | 
| Try to put me in the Corner, then you’re out of luck | 
| Stand next to the flame, you’re gettin' blown up | 
| Orcs arise, and now it’s do or die | 
| Ringwraiths, and demons, and the Uruk-Hai | 
| One ring will rule them all | 
| The dark lord’s army must fall | 
| Deep in Middle Earth, elves, humans, and dwarves | 
| Take on Sauron’s army with magic and swords | 
| Prepare for battle 'cause this is war | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor | 
| One does not simply walk into Mordor |