| Ukulele | 
| Microphone | 
| Microphone stand | 
| Minidrive for tessa | 
| You see three men with a desire to be | 
| Somebody who’s equal, liberated, and free | 
| We have to fight against biology as well as history | 
| Let’s sing a song to see if you agree | 
| We men we have Y, a crucial letter | 
| That is tinier than the tip of a pen | 
| Imagine how this detail, though small | 
| Has made a big difference for Barbie and Ken | 
| It separates a she from a he | 
| We’re more macho than we, really need to be today | 
| We also have an x of equal importance | 
| That is part of our sensational plan | 
| To be strong and silent lovers | 
| As well as rubber glovers | 
| It’s time to introduce the modern man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Repair anything that is broken | 
| A lady’s heart an old sedan | 
| You are more of a man, the less you’re a man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| It’s not a piece of cake in case you thought so | 
| But a struggle on many frontiers | 
| A fight against opinions of the past | 
| The modern man’s busier than he appear | 
| Our father’s father couldn’t care less | 
| 'bout the new kind of stress, we experience right now | 
| It’s not that we complain, about all the changes | 
| They are widening our emotional span | 
| We will smell just like a flower | 
| We won’t piss in the shower | 
| Who wouldn’t just love the modern man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be aware of the roles and even change then | 
| So me be be Jane and she Tarzan | 
| You are more of a man, the less you’re a man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| You wonder when the modern man will prevail | 
| Right now he is evolving at the speed of a snail | 
| It’s not for you or me to see but for the future to unvail | 
| The splendor of the tender gernder bender male | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man | 
| You’re a man if you can | 
| Take care of a hyperdirty diaper | 
| Before you know what hits the fan | 
| You are more of a man, the less you’re a man | 
| You’re a man if you can |