| Ukulele
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| Microphone
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| Microphone stand
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| Minidrive for tessa
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| You see three men with a desire to be
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| Somebody who’s equal, liberated, and free
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| We have to fight against biology as well as history
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| Let’s sing a song to see if you agree
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| We men we have Y, a crucial letter
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| That is tinier than the tip of a pen
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| Imagine how this detail, though small
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| Has made a big difference for Barbie and Ken
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| It separates a she from a he
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| We’re more macho than we, really need to be today
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| We also have an x of equal importance
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| That is part of our sensational plan
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| To be strong and silent lovers
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| As well as rubber glovers
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| It’s time to introduce the modern man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Repair anything that is broken
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| A lady’s heart an old sedan
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| You are more of a man, the less you’re a man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| It’s not a piece of cake in case you thought so
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| But a struggle on many frontiers
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| A fight against opinions of the past
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| The modern man’s busier than he appear
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| Our father’s father couldn’t care less
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| 'bout the new kind of stress, we experience right now
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| It’s not that we complain, about all the changes
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| They are widening our emotional span
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| We will smell just like a flower
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| We won’t piss in the shower
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| Who wouldn’t just love the modern man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be aware of the roles and even change then
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| So me be be Jane and she Tarzan
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| You are more of a man, the less you’re a man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| You wonder when the modern man will prevail
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| Right now he is evolving at the speed of a snail
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| It’s not for you or me to see but for the future to unvail
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| The splendor of the tender gernder bender male
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be strong and be brave, belong in a cave, your a man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Be wrong and behave like a week an meek and emotional man
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| You’re a man if you can
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| Take care of a hyperdirty diaper
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| Before you know what hits the fan
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| You are more of a man, the less you’re a man
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| You’re a man if you can |