| Choose your weapon and let’s go
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| Who’s gonna beat this level?
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| I speed up, you slow down
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| Looks like I’m on your tail now
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| Another round, do we give up?
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| This is taking longer than Zelda
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| Hold on, what I meant was
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| Is it too late to get a one up?
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| Baby, baby, baby, this is getting too crazy
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| I don’t have the training
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| Baby, baby, baby, this love ain’t a game
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| So we should stop playing
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| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim
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| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe
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| And we could grow up, but it’s no fun that way
 | 
| And so we treat love like it’s a Nintendo game
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| But nobody wins
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| (Nobody wins)
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| (Nobody, nobody wins)
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| (And so on, the game goes on)
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| All the trash talk is getting real old
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| I’d rather try my hand at Rainbow Road
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| I’m focused, on my next move
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| But you’re onto me so it’s no use
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| It’s a showdown, a game for two
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| Pick each other’s brains looking for clues
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| A battle with no objective
 | 
| Who will be the final one standing?
 | 
| Baby, baby, baby, this is getting too crazy
 | 
| I don’t have the training
 | 
| Baby, baby, baby, this love ain’t a game
 | 
| So we should stop playing
 | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim
 | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe
 | 
| And we could grow up, but it’s no fun that way
 | 
| And so we treat love like it’s a Nintendo game
 | 
| But nobody wins
 | 
| (Nobody wins)
 | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim
 | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe
 | 
| Push and shove, go ahead and take your aim
 | 
| We better duck, 'cause right now nobody’s safe
 | 
| And we could grow up, but it’s no fun that way
 | 
| And so we treat love like it’s a Nintendo game
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| But nobody wins |