| I had to stay at home
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| Eventually no one came near me
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| (Eeeew! Eeoogh!)
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| All I had was my comb
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| And when it came to girls
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| The other guys seemed to have all the luck
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| (Why, hello, honey, like to come to the high school hop tonight, huh?
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| Wha hy, you little chickadee!)
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| Until one day, I heard them say
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| (His comb is full of muck!)
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| (Now he’s the King of Scurf)
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| They know me everywhere
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| (King of Scurf)
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| I got filthy hair
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| (He's got dandruff)
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| More’n my share
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| I’m the King of Scurfers, yeah!
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Hmm hmm hmm
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Ooo ooo oooo
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Oh oh
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| (King of Scurfers, yeah!)
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| Only last Saturday
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| We had a scene at our local pub
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| (Yah, yiy yiy yiy, that was fantastic!)
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| Everybody was jumpin' and jivin'
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| (Jump! Oooo!)
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| Some were doin' the Bop
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| (Bop shoo waddy waddy)
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| Oh, look what came over there!
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| I was shooping my head
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| The dandruff spread
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| Wow! |
| Look at him go!
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| Like leaves blowin' off of the trees
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| Million teeny boppers and long haired moppers
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| In scurf right up to their knees
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| I can feel it in my sneakers!
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| (Now he’s the King of Scurf)
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| They know me everywhere
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| (King of Scurf)
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| I got filthy hair
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| (He's got dandruff)
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| More’n my share
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| I’m the King of Scurfers, yeah!
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Oool ooo ooo ooo ooo
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Oooo hooo
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Oh oh
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| King of Scurfers, yeah!
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| At the beach one day
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| A muscle man kicked some sand in my face
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| (Ha ha ha ha ha)
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| So I whipped out my comb and scratched my dome
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| And soon put him back in his place
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| That’s better!
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| You see, the top of my head
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| Was evenly spread
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| Like the snow on top of the Alps (whoosh!)
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| The scurfin' kids really flipped their lids
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| When they saw the state of my scalp
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| Wow! |
| The perfect amount!
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| (Now he’s the King of Scurf)
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| They know me everywhere
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| (King of Scurf)
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| I got filthy hair
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| (He's got dandruff)
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| More’n my share
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| I’m the King of Scurfers, yeah!
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| Guess I’ll just have to start from scratch
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| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm
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| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Ooo ooo ooo oooo
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Woo oooo oooo oooo
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| King of Scurfers, yeah!
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Oh oh oh oh wah aaaah
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Aah aah aah aaaah aah
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| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| The King of Scurf
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| (King of Scurfers, yeah!)
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| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Wah aah aah aah aah
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| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Whoa oh oh aah aaah
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| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Wah aah aah aaahahaa
|
| (King of Scurfers, yeah!)
|
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
|
| (Ooooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Ooo ooo ooo oooo
|
| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah)
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| Whoah oaah wah aah
|
| (King of Scurfers, yeah!)
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| (Oooo, scurfing, yeah) |