| 6 foot 3, 260 and change
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| Read 'em and weep, a little comedic and strange
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| Because we can have many friends, at least people that they call that
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| They use your brain but they’re insane because I ignore that
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| No ego, cause I will be no, platinum big-headed rapper
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| That don’t realize there’s two directions on the ladder
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| You wanna go 'head, walk straight, walk good
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| Don’t blame your sales on retails, thinkin that the store should
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| Think of reordering about five-hundred thousand
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| Just be glad of the success you had and you’re arousin
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| Somebody’s brain out there, your year’s gonna come
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| You didn’t live by the pipe or the gun to be like me
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| Waitin for my turn to burn
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| And get a million-five, and a tax return
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| That be reapin up, and no keeping up with the Jonses
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| Long live P.E. |
| and ban Guns’n’Roses
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| New Kids on the Block, stick to pop
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| No more making black songs, wack songs please stop!
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| If show business is a woman, I don’t trust her
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| But she’s gonna get knocked by The Chubbster
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| «Come on y’all, let’s go to work!» |
| -] Flavor Flav
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| The Chubbster, a man that came out about 1986
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| With the help of Dr. Ice in the mix
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| And even then, kickin lyrics that was quite potent
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| Howie by my side, with his pesticide for the rodents
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| I’d flow — get on the mic and say, «Yo one two»
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| Test and MC’s start fessin
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| Jettin cause my weapon among the children was my gung-ho attitude
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| To use my tongue and lash and lick them up
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| Then pick them up then just fix them up then mix them up with
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| A knowledgeable man that went to college and astonished
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| Racist teachers with all the modern preachers
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| Crack beepers, yes knowledgeable creatures
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| But that didn’t effect, The Chubbster
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| I’m from Brooklyn, so I have a little hustler
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| In my blood, when I kick the scam, they all will flock to it
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| Get my music and bop to it
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| Gassed my head but I was goin for my doctorate
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| Or my Ph. D in P-A-I-D, see
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| I got into the business to get paid not sprayed
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| With BS which is an acronym for a much larger word
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| And if preferred, I’ll say it
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| But then again; |
| radio won’t play it
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| Cause they’re cracking down on hip-hop
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| But it will not slow down or stop
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| Every year it creates a sellout tour
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| And this year has room for The Chubbster
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| «. |
| go to work!» |
| -] Flavor Flav
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| «. |
| go to work!» |
| -] Flavor Flav
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| «. |
| go to work!» |
| -] Flavor Flav
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| «Come on y’all, let’s go to work!» |
| -] Flavor Flav
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| Conceited I’m not, but convinced I am
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| Slam a jam that’ll scare even the Son of Sam
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| In Sing-Sing he will sing simple songs to bring
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| Tears to your eyes, because you deny he’s a king
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| Such as myself, cause myself is on his shelf
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| As for myself, I went for self cause myself needs financial
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| Health and wealth like ki’s for G’s
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| Cause cocaine ki’s is for those that have morphine needs
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| Veins all ripped up, capillaries all stitched up
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| A grand a day, hey you slipped up
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| The Chubbster doesn’t believe in the drug scene
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| Able to make me feel hip? |
| I’d rather wear gabardines
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| My quarter fill will be my thrill
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| My Clyde’s will collide with my grill, as for drugs that’s nil
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| Not or no, cause Yo! |
| MTV will never see me smokin rocks
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| McDonald’s and The Box will diss me
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| Cause drugs can’t assist me or assist you
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| Blood on your tissue that’s ill so chill
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| And when you come back you better come back even harder
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| Praise to the man upstairs, yes The Father
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| Positive tip, now dance on the floor
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| And have room for The Chubbster
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| «Come on y’all, let’s go to work!» |
| -] Flavor Flav
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| In ninety-one you will find me just
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| Chillin countin shillings livin it up is a must
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| A Benz is not needed to portray my wealth
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| A Jaguar is not a symbol for a star
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| But Nelson Mandela, is a fellow I consider to be true blue
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| Long live the ANC, Walter Sisulu
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| The rest of the people involved, the problem isn’t solved yet
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| But you can bet.
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| That united we stand, divided it’s over
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| Without us, this planet will begin to nova
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| And get cold, dark and scary like Pluto
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| And then who do you call? |
| You know, The Chubbster |