| Oh the wife she tried to tell me that 'twas nothing but the thrumming
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| of a woodpecker a-rapping on the hollow of a tree;
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| and she thought that i was fooling when i said it was the drumming
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| of the mustering of legions and 'twas calling unto me;
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| 'twas calling me to pull my freight and hop across the sea.
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| And a-mending of my fish-nets sure i started up in wonder,
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| for i heard a savage roaring and 'twas coming from afar;
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| oh the wife she tried to tell me that 'twas only summer thunder,
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| and she laughed a bit sarcastic when i told her it was war:
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| 'twas the chariots of battle where the mighty armies are.
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| Then down the lake came half-breed tom with russet sail a-flying
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| and the word he said was «war» again, so what was i to do?
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| oh the dogs they took to howling and the missis took to crying,
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| as i flung my silver foxes in the little birch canoe;
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| yes, the old girl stood a-bubbling till an island hid the view.
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| Says the factor, «mike, you’re crazy! |
| they have soldier men a-plenty.
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| you’re as grizzled as a badger and you’re sixty year or so.»
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| «but i haven’t missed a scrap,» says i, «since i was one and twenty.
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| and shall i miss the biggest? |
| you can bet your whiskers? |
| no!»
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| so i sold my furs and started … and that’s eighteen months ago.
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| For i joined the foreign legion and they put me for a starter
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| in the trenches of the argonne with the boche a step away;
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| and the partner on my right hand was an apache from montmartre;
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| and on my left there was a millionaire from pittsburgh, u.s.a.
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| (poor fellow! they collected him in bits the other day.)
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| Well i’m sprier than a chipmunk, save a touch of the lumbago,
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| and they calls me old methoosalah, and blagues me all the day.
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| i’m their exhibition sniper and they work me like a dago,
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| and laugh to see me plug a boche a half a mile away.
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| oh i hold the highest record in the regiment, they say.
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| And at night they gather round me, and i tell them of my roaming
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| in the country of the crepuscule beside the frozen sea,
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| where the musk-ox run unchallenged and the cariboo goes homing;
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| and they sit like little children, just as quiet as can be:
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| men of every clime and color, how they harken unto me!
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| And i tell them of the furland, of the tumpline and the paddle,
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| of secret rivers loitering, that no one will explore;
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| and i tell them of the ranges, of the pack-strap and the saddle,
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| and they fill their pipes in silence, and their eyes beseech for more;
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| while above the star-shells fizzle and the high explosives roar.
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| And i tell of lakes fish-haunted where the big bull moose are calling,
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| and forests still as sepulchers with never trail or track;
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| and valleys packed with purple gloom, and mountain peaks appalling,
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| and i tell them of my cabin on the shore at fond du lac;
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| and i find myself a-thinking: sure i wish that i was back.
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| So i brag of bear and beaver while the batteries are roaring,
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| and the fellows on the firing steps are blazing at the foe;
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| and i yarn a fur and feather when the marmites are a-soaring,
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| and they listen to my stories, seven poilus in a row,
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| seven lean and lousy poilus with their cigarettes aglow.
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| And i tell them when it’s over how i’ll hike for athabaska;
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| and those seven greasy poilus they are crazy to go too.
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| and i’ll give the wife the «pickle-tub» i promised, and i’ll ask her
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| the price of mink and marten, and the run of cariboo,
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| and i’ll get my traps in order, and i’ll start to work anew.
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| For i’ve had my fill of fighting, and i’ve seen a nation scattered,
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| and an army swung to slaughter, and a river red with gore,
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| and a city all a-smolder, and … as if it really mattered,
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| for the lake is yonder dreaming, and my cabin’s on the shore;
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| and the dogs are leaping madly, and the wife is singing gladly,
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| and i’ll rest in athabaska, and i’ll leave it nevermore,
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| and i’ll leave it nevermore. |