| A tyrant so evil, so nasty, so vile | 
| A beast with no mercy or heart | 
| She will lead you in with a sinister grin | 
| And then she will tear you apart | 
| Her fiendish fangs will rip and bite | 
| Her cruel claws will hold you tight | 
| This sickly spider will rip your skin | 
| And poison you from within | 
| Her horrible reign has lasted an age; | 
| Yet no one will challenge her rule | 
| She lives un-checked in her cave of web | 
| So brutal, malicious and cruel | 
| But a traveller came from the north one day | 
| So innocent, caring and kind | 
| Blind walked the traveller into the cave | 
| Unaware of what he might find | 
| The beast attacked with all its might | 
| The traveller ran from its sight | 
| He pierced the creature, a painful strike | 
| Then ran from the cave in fright | 
| Now the beast remains in her cave of hate | 
| Claiming victims whenever she can | 
| But not our hero, who came from the north | 
| Stronger is he since he ran | 
| A tyrant so evil, so nasty, so vile | 
| A beast with no mercy or heart | 
| She will lead you in with a sinister grin | 
| And then she will tear you apart | 
| Her fiendish fangs will rip and bite | 
| Her cruel claws will hold you tight | 
| This sickly spider will rip your skin | 
| And poison you from within | 
| Her horrible reign has lasted an age; | 
| Yet no one will challenge her rule | 
| She lives un-checked in her cave of web | 
| So brutal, malicious and cruel | 
| But a traveller came from the north one day | 
| So innocent, caring and kind | 
| Blind walked the traveller into the cave | 
| Unaware of what he might find | 
| The beast attacked with all its might | 
| The traveller ran from its sight | 
| He pierced the creature, a painful strike | 
| Then ran from the cave in fright | 
| Now the beast remains in her cave of hate | 
| Claiming victims whenever she can | 
| But not our hero, who came from the north | 
| Stronger is he since he ran |