| Call this girl real quick.
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| C’mon pick up.
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| Oh! |
| Okay, two rings and a voicemail. |
| That’s great.
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| That’s exactly what I wanted to hear. |
| You’re fucking voice. |
| In a voicemail.
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| Yo-uh, hey Deb, what’s going on?
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| I’ve called you like, I don’t know, maybe fifty times in the last, what?
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| Three hours?
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| I’m waiting for you to pick up the phone?
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| I just need to talk to you man, like.
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| I been-I been drinking about you.
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| What the! |
| Fuck you! |
| Gahddamnit man. |
| People don’t know how to fucking drive.
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| Anyway, I been drinking about you. |
| I been thinking about you.
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| And I dunno what the fuckin I’m gonna do.
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| You know? |
| So. |
| Please pick up the phone.
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| We can talk about it, we can fix things and…
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| At least give me my closure, cause without my closure I go. |
| Bananas.
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| You know this. |
| And I know this.
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| Anyway, I’mma call you back, I’mma let you think about it and uh…
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| See you in a min-I mean I’ll call you in a little bit.
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| My life is fuckin beautiful.
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| And there’s snow outside. |
| And it’s cold.
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| That’s great. |
| Love it.
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| Alright cool. |
| Umm, you know what I think it’s been a while, I’mma call her
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| again.
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| O-oh that’s great, another voicemail. |
| Ha, she loves me. |
| I know she does.
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| She just playing hard to get. |
| Fucking bitch.
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| Oh hello? |
| Debbie? |
| Hey. |
| Um. |
| I’m leaving another voicemail.
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| Um, just to say you can suck my dick and uh, I hope you fucking die.
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| Yeah, I’m on my way to the bar right now.
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| I’m gonna get fucked up and hopefully um, find a fine chick and take her home
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| and fuck the shit outta her.
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| Yeah, so. |
| While I’m doing that, I hope you choke on a fucking pretzel.
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| And uh, fucking rot. |
| Kay?
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| Ohhh shit! |