| Bacon bits and jalapenos on my polish hot dog | 
| Half a pound of potato chips, and a beef jerky log | 
| I press my face to the window | 
| A wrapper sticks to my shirt | 
| Eight people in a stinky van | 
| A couple more couldn’t hurt | 
| Eat some food off the floor | 
| I’ve developed a taste for bread mold | 
| Ride around in a van | 
| Don’t take a shower for six weeks and | 
| We’ve been given superpowers | 
| Ask us for an autograph | 
| We sing, we dance, we’ll make you laugh | 
| Don’t you want to be like us? | 
| Everyone in the band can’t stand me | 
| Just because I fell off the stage | 
| And kind of by accident | 
| I broke the promoter’s legs | 
| Sometimes we have a deadline, for writing our songs | 
| Five minutes left to write this one | 
| La, la, la, la, la, la, la la | 
| Sleep in a sleeping bag | 
| Every floor looks the same as last night | 
| You wake up | 
| You drive | 
| You play a show | 
| And then you sleep again | 
| We’ve been given superpowers | 
| Ask us for an autograph | 
| We sing, we dance, we’ll make you laugh | 
| Don’t you want to be like us? | 
| We’ve been given super powers | 
| Ask about our rock and roll | 
| Our hair, our clothes, hobbies, and pets | 
| Does he have a girlfriend yet? | 
| I sometimes feel like I’m Holden Caufield | 
| Sometimes Jack Kerouac | 
| I wanted to be famous, now I want to take it back | 
| Don’t want to rock the mic | 
| Don’t want to meet the pope | 
| I just want to share with you | 
| How we got this peace and hope | 
| We’ve been given superpowers | 
| (I once wanted to be famous) | 
| Ask us for an autograph | 
| (Now I want to take it back) | 
| We’ve been given superpowers | 
| (I once wanted to be famous) | 
| Ask us for an autograph | 
| (Now I want to take it back) |