| Sippin' on ten dollar drinks |
| So loud can’t hardly think |
| With this uptown crowd conversation |
| Don’t even know what the hell they’re sayin' |
| Been sittin' here all night long |
| Still ain’t heard one country song |
| I tell you right now if it was up to me |
| I’d do it a little differently |
| If I had a bar it’d be honky tonk heaven |
| That steel guitar’d stay cranked up to eleven |
| 24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free |
| Wouldn’t be too hard to find an empty seat, aw no |
| Right beside some pretty girl |
| Shootin' pool and singin' to Meryl |
| Those neon lights would never go dark |
| If I had a bar |
| I can almost see it now |
| Little dive on the edge of town |
| Miller Light sign shinin' like a beacon |
| Servin' up whatever you’re needin' |
| Bartender knows everybody’s name |
| Pours a little wisdom in every drink |
| Got dust on the floor them doors are swingin' |
| Maybe I’m just dreamin' but |
| If I had a bar it’d be honky tonk heaven |
| That steel guitar’d stay cranked up to eleven |
| 24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free |
| Wouldn’t be too hard to find an empty seat, aw no |
| Right beside some pretty girl |
| Shootin' pool and singin' to Meryl |
| Those neon lights would never go dark |
| If I had a bar |
| If I had a bar it’d be honky tonk heaven |
| That steel guitar’d stay cranked up to eleven |
| 24/7 pourin' doubles in their drinks for free |
| Wouldn’t be too hard to find an empty seat, aw no |
| Right beside some everyday Joe |
| Sure ain’t scared of no dirty jokes |
| Those neon lights would never go dark |
| Little hole in the wall with some hillbilly charm |
| If I had a bar |
| If I had a bar |
| If I had a bar |
| If I had a bar |