| Yeah.
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| Yeah I like that guitar man, yeah
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| Yo E-Love I like the way you flipped that guitar, man
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| Knahmsayin? |
| It was a good idea man, knahmsayin? |
| Yeah
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| It’s kinda like freakin me, yaknahmsayin?
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| I wanna get hype man, I wanna do this, yaknahmsayin?
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| Just gon' chill, check it out
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| Slick as Vasoline, smell good as cologne
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| I’m like a muscle man in jail -- they leave me alone
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| I rhyme like Superman, you rap like Jimmy Olson
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| I’ll break you like a bottle of green Golden Molson
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| You ain’t a real rhymer, you look like a actress
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| How you gon' sleep on me, holmes? |
| Do I look like a mattress?
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| Am I that old? |
| Do I walk like Grady?
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| I’m 150 proof, Smirnoff is only 80
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| Don’t you EVER try to rock my house
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| I’m a real cool cat, know what I’m sayin Mickey Mouse?
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| The poetry specialist, so take a dose of this
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| Now think about it -- can you really come close to this?
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| You soft as powder, weak as a cabin cooler
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| Ugly as work shoes, messin with the Ruler:
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| The ultimate writer, reciter and def entertainer
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| I work myself harder than a boxer’s trainer
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| I said, clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| You’ll end up underneath my sneaker
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| You’re dog doo-doo, I’m watchin you get weaker
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| You can’t believe, the skill and dexterity
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| LL Cool J, and the J is for Jeremy
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| So buff me, James Todd the earthquaker
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| That’s right my brother, you’re goin out like Sega
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| Screwed and chewed, so whassup dude?
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| One of my ballads’ll get your girlies in the mood
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| Sucker MC’s really make me sick
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| I’m so bad, I can suck my own dick
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| If you go to your girl’s house and I’m there already
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| Don’t go Crazy cause my name ain’t Eddie
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| Rhymes so rough, it’s like a course in trigonometry
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| When Einstein was talkin, he was talkin about me
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| The Prince of the Earth, and I’ma give birth
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| To a rhyme so hard you’ll look soft as a Smurf
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| Gigglin and wigglin, so how we goin out?
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| LOVELY, and that’s without a doubt!
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Rappers are my servants, they serve me like an emperor
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| When I’m through, you’ll need a nurse to take your temperature
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| And cool you down, cause you’re cold as leftovers
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| Not the ones on the table, I’m talkin about RUFF rovers
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| You can’t get over, what’s my name, Goofy?
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| You smoke I’m no joke, so my brother break out the looseys
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| And take a pull, cause the buck stops here
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| I get swift as a magician, wreck shit and dissapear
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| Don’t cross me, or lose your loyalty
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| To the Prince of the Rap Court, I’m royalty
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| And it ain’t no puzzle, it’s a shame how rappers guzzle
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| Paragraphs I put together so I carry a muzzle
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| To shut em up and cut em up and make em be quiet
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| I’m a one man RIOT, so don’t even TRY IT
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| The Prince of special tactics, plus I’m athletic
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| Before you play your hand you better do some calisthenics
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| Jumpin jacks, squats, push-ups, the whole nine
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| Speak your piece, then I’mma go for mine
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| And I guarantee you, I’m gonna strike again
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| I recommend my friend you drop the pen and give in
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| Cop out to one rhyme cause you’re facin ten
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| I ain’t Sidney Poitier but we can «Do This Again»
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| I’m nice wit mines, and I gotta admit it
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| You don’t really wanna battle, why don’tcha just forget it!
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| But if you’re hard-headed and you still don’t understand
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| Here’s a little sample — ahem, my man
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| «. |
| takes everything you’ve got»
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| «. |
| sure would help a lot»
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| Check my stats, how we livin, I thought so
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| I’m fresh, oh yes. |
| But can they flow? |
| Hell no
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| My rhymes are up to date, excellent, on point
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| I’m tellin you, they’re the serious joint
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| I eat my steak fast, I drink my brew slow
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| My voice is milky with a nice clear flow
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| I eat like a fat man, and walk like a gigolo
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| I’m not a ballplayer, so now Y’KNOW!
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| Clap your hands everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| Cuz I’m in the house, everybody (aiyyo)
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| And everybody just clap your hands (aiyyo)
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| KnowhatI’msayin?
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| And I’mma be straight til the year 3000
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| That’s word to 'muvva', yaknahmsayin?
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| And I say 'muvva' with a V cuz the V is for Victory, yaknahmsayin?
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| Cuz I’m the victor in this game, word up, knahmsayin?
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| That’s what time it is
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| Peace
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| That man, he sure is FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY FUNKY! |
| Funky, he sho' is!
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| You best believe he’s FUNKY! |
| You didn’t KNOW??? |
| FUNKY! |