| Small town, southern California
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| Pretty people but I gotta warn ya
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| They’re country as it gets
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| Divorce — everybody’s cheatin'
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| Rehab — everybody’s drinkin'
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| Welcome to the Wild Wild West
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| They call it Hollywood
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| It’s not far from Dollywood
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| Just small towns with a different name
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| Dysfunctions, dysfunction
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| No matter what state you come from
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| It might as well be one and the same
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| If we said our lives through music
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| From here and now on
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| And everybody sang along
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| We’d sing a country song, oh, a country song
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| We’d be singing a country song
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| Tiny dogs and little bitty purses
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| Cosmos — everybody nurses
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| They get as trashed as we do, oh oh
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| Four kids, different baby daddy
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| Just hum, caught him with a fatty
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| That goes down in our town too
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| They call it Hollywood
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| It’s not far from Dollywood
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| Just small towns with a different name
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| Dysfunctions, dysfunction
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| No matter what state you come from
|
| It might as well be one and the same
|
| If we said our lives through music
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| From here and now on
|
| And everybody sang along
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| We’d sing a country song, oh, a country song
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| We’d be singing a country song
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| Yeah, it’s backwoods all the way to Hollywood
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| It’s one big reality show
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| Oh yeah, it’s back to the W-O-O-D-S
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| All the same, no matter how you dress
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| What you drive or who you know
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| We’re all stars in this Springer show
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| There’s silicone and breastaline
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| Blowing up and getting thin
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| That’s what you get when you set foot in
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| Hollywood
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| It’s not far from Dollywood
|
| Just small towns with a different name
|
| Dysfunctions, dysfunction
|
| No matter what state you come from
|
| It might as well be one and the same
|
| If we said our lives through music
|
| From here and now on
|
| And everybody sang along
|
| We’d sing a country song, oh, a country song
|
| We’d be singing a country song
|
| It’s backwoods all the way to Hollywood
|
| It’s one big reality show
|
| Oh yeah, it’s back to the W-O-O-D-S
|
| We’re all the same, no matter how you dress
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| We’d sing a country song, oh, a country song
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| We’d be singing a country song |