| Brothers and sisters
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| Sometimes you feel like you can’t succeed
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| And I’m here to tell you that you’re probably right
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| But if you stay strong everything will be alright
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| Allison’s got a crackpot mind
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| She tries to flex it all of the time
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| But it’s of no use, she’s clearly lost her screws
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| She bares her teeth and paints them green
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| She can be a drama queen
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| She’s got no needs, she sleeps on trampolines
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| The boys all say she’s just a fool
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| But I know that she’s so much more
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
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| Allison’s a parable for the risks of being terrible
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| She’s four feet two and crazy as a loon
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| She hops the bar, she keeps it cool
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| She sheds her top in Marshall’s pool
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| The guys make eyes at the naked girl
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| Who’s showing off her tits in a co-ed pool
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic
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| Someone save her from herself
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| Someone save her from herself
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| And get her home
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| Allison’s got a crackpot mind
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| She tries to flex it all of the time
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| But it’s of no use
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| She clearly lost her screws
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| The boy’s all say she sucked their dicks
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| She claims that she’s a feminist
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic
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| She’s a lunatic, a lunatic, a lunatic |