Testo So Long Sally - Professor Elemental

So Long Sally

My life is my own, no strife, so alone,
no wife only my mic and my poems
right time to go no time after shows
to find time to unwind so it goes
I tried to find love with Sadie Bell
gave her a machine that i’d made
as well as making the tea it played the bells
and did the house work and i’m afraid it dwells
in a broken mess when the spokes exploded
Sadie left and my world imploded.
Alone but my next invention will show
this show will go on I feel so focused.
If I need love…
I’ll make some.
If I can’t find a bride…
I’ll create one.
I add a brass heart, pneumatic arms
and a brain which loves my romantic charm
artificial intelligence, lazer eyes, copper-wire hair, shapely thighs,
spring powered legs we can dance together,
springs into life to have my heart forever.
Geoffrey press the button take your time take care can’t wait to make her mine.
And then we take to the skies
for a date. Me, her, and those laser eyes
riches and diamonds, I’ll give them up gladly
for my fantastic bride, my beautiful Sally.
For weeks we kiss we do exist
in a haze in a mist of homemade bliss
if only you could see her she’s so lovely
a Professor has needs… Please don’t judge me.
Suddenly she seams quite listless.
Pistons sigh, eyes grow distant
and now she’s locked in the lab
I just want her to be happy
i’m so glad when she finally arrives with a roboting grin
I run towards her and then I see him
a titanic chrome-plated homemade husband
made by her she says she loves him
and now they’re gone and my eyes cry tears sadly…
Goodbye my bride… So Long Sally…