| -Man, I’m gonna tell you my story |
| -Go on and tell about it, go on and tell about it more |
| -Just what I’ve been doing |
| -What you’ve been doing, Ry? |
| -Well, you know I used to be particular about the womens that I picked |
| -Aha! |
| -Yeah! They used to be tender, lean and tall, that’s all |
| -But the way things has been going, I’ll take 'em knock-kneed and bow-legged |
| -What? |
| -I'll even take 'em bald! Man. I’ll tell you why |
| -Please, tell me why! |
| Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile |
| Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile |
| And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels. |
| He-hey, every woman I know, crazy 'bout an automobile |
| Oh, every woman I know, crazy 'bout an automobile |
| And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels. |
| Now look’it here! |
| They say, walking women home is a thing of the past |
| Women want to ride and ride around in class |
| Some like Cadillacs, boys, some like Fords |
| Some like anything as long as it rolls. |
| Crazy 'bout an automobile |
| And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels |
| Well, every woman I know she’s crazy 'bout an automobile |
| Every woman I know is crazy 'bout an automobile |
| And here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels |
| One more thing I wanna tell you |
| Said, riding and loving just can’t be beat, |
| You and your woman in your own front seat. |
| Now, she can play with your keys, shift the gears, |
| Turn on your radio just loud enough to hear. |
| Now, she can turn up the heat and flip on your fan, |
| And then you start rolling just as fast as you can. |
| Crazy 'bout an automobile |
| And just here I am standing with nothing but rubber heels |
| Man, when I get some money I just got to get me some kind of automobile |
| You don’t seem like the women in this town just don’t pay no attention to ya |
| 'less you’re driving |
| Look at that big, fine Buick over there |
| Oh, I like that one |
| Yeah, now, looks like somebody left the keys in it |
| Oh, let’s take a ride |
| Nothing but rubber heels |