| Be courteous, kind and forgiving
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| Be gentle and peaceful each day
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| Be warm and human and grateful
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| And have a good thing to say
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| Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
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| Be witty and happy and wise
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| Be honest and love all your neighbors
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| Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
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| Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
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| Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
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| Criticize things you don’t know about
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| Be oblong and have your knees removed
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| Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
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| Live in a swamp and be three dimensional
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| Put a live chicken in your underwear
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| Get all excited and go to a yawning festival
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| Be courteous, kind and forgiving
|
| Be gentle and peaceful each day
|
| Be warm and human and grateful
|
| And have a good thing to say
|
| Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike
|
| Be witty and happy and wise
|
| Be honest and love all your neighbors
|
| Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant
|
| Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus
|
| Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent
|
| Criticize things you don’t know about
|
| Be oblong and have your knees removed
|
| Be tasteless, rude, and offensive
|
| Live in a swamp and be three dimensional
|
| Put a live chicken in your underwear
|
| Go into a closet and suck eggs |