| Now?
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| You know my girl now?
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| No?
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| You know my girl just called me up
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| And she woke me from my sleep
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| You should have heard the things she said
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| You know she hurt my feelings deep
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| I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| A dog? |
| A dog
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| Why? |
| Why?
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| 'Cause I need a friend now
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| Babe, you need all the friends
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| You can get, I’m tellin' you
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| I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| My girl, my girl, don’t love me no how
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| Don’t ruin my song man
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| It’s the only song I have
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| It was ruined when it was wrote
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| Uh, where’s the verse?
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| She used to bring me my, my newspaper
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| You don’t even know where it’s at
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| 'Cause she knew where it was at
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| She used to keep me so contented
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| But I can teach a dog to do that
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| I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| You couldn’t teach a dog to do that
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| You can only train elephants
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| 'Cause I need a friend now
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| I need a friend now, now, yeah
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| I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| A dog, here Rover, Fido, Spot!
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| My girl, my girl, don’t love me no how
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| One, two, three, four
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| One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, hike!
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| Eight, nine
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| Hike!
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| Hike!
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| I was late on that one
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| I just got back from Africa, you know
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| I was playing cards with the natives
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| Oh, Zulus?
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| No, I usually won, ah, ah, ah!
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| I wish I had a glass of water
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| Why? |
| Ya thirsty?
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| No. I want to see if my neck leaks
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| I’d buy a raccoon, but John already has one
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| Thirty-five bucks
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| Where do I come in, here?
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| I, I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| Dog!
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| A dog hmm!
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| Yeah!
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| As I need a friend now
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| Yeah, yeah!
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| Boop, boop, sh-bop, bop, ramalama
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| I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| Want my girl?
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| My girl, don’t love me no how, how
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| Now, now brown cow
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| I think I’m gonna buy me a dog, yes sir
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| I’m gonna buy me a dog
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| If I was looking for a word to describe what I’m gonna buy
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| I think 'dog' would be the word
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| Would it? |
| Would it be dog?
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| It would be dog
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| Definitely dog
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| It would come springing from my lips
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| 'Dog'
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| Springing from!
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| Let’s get out of here
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| Springing from my
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| It’s alright Tony, can you turn it off please
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| Can somebody open the door and let us out?
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| They are coming to take us away! |