| Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
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| I got a feelin' that something ain’t right
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| I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
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| And I’m wonderin' how I’ll get down those stairs
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| Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here am I stuck in the middle with you
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| Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you
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| And I’m wonderin' what it is I should do It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face
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| Losin' control, I’m all over the place
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| Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here am I stuck in the middle with you
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| Well, you started off with nothing
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| And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man
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| And your friends they all come crawling
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| Slap you on the back and say
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| Please, please
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| Well, I’m stuck in the middle with you
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| And I’m wonderin' what it is I should do Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
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| I don’t think that I can take it anymore
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| Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here am I stuck in the middle with you
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| Well, you started off with nothing
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| And you’re proud that you’re a self-made man
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| And your friends they all come crawling
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| Slap you on the back and say
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| Please, please
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| Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
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| I got a feelin' that something ain’t right
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| I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair
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| And I’m wonderin' how I’ll get down those stairs
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| Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right
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| Here am I stuck in the middle with you
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| Here I am stuck in the middle with you
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| Yes, I’m stuck in the middle with you
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| Stuck in the middle with you |