| I have a dream to make the best pop song that the world has ever seen
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| But everything (-thing, -thing, -thing, -thing)
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| Every song I release-lease-lease, it doesn’t even get in the top 17
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| Even though I made the chord progression bland and predictable
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| Stick to same note when I sing and I’ll
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| Periodically throw in meaningless syllables (Eh, eh, eh)
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| It’s vague enough to relate to, I can make you bang the bass with a great tune
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| I can make a catchy synth pattern on my strangely small keyboard (Eh, eh, eh)
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| It’s not too heavy, it’s not too light (Light)
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| Just edgy enough for the clubs but not so much that people won’t go and buy
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| But though it’s perfect, I don’t know why
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| My song won’t get to number one
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| 'Cause you didn’t get a Swedish guy to produce it
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| A Swedish guy to write your song
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| A Swedish guy to produce it
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| You won’t climb up the charts without a -berg, -ström, or a -sson
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| So why do I need a Swedish guy?
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| We’re top of the pops, look on Wikipedi-eye
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| Brittany, Pink, you guys made the hits
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| Let me change this bit, å, ä, ö
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| You’re gonna be major rich from these scenes
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| Yeah, we got the seventh largest GDP
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| And the most hit tricks per capita
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| So make the beat trap and and add a sax here
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| Woah, that beat is cash -- No, that beat is Krona
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| And I pay my relatively high taxes just with my strangely small keyboard
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| Sweden’s just the best at making all the pop
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| I don’t know why, but Swedish people have a way of getting to the top
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| You need Swedish guy to produce it
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| A Swedish guy to write your song
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| If something’s new in electronic music
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| Just take it from Beatport and put it after this part
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| Falk and Rami took on One Direction
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| Made their chart positions go up like the wrong inflection
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| Denniz Pop made Cheiron, took the charts and jacked them
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| Max Martin’s on more number ones than Michael Jackson
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| Yo, Ishi bringing British pop to the mainstream
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| Redone went gaga with his insane beats
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| Shellback’s jams got a rock flair
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| Makes a stronger correlation between talent and long hair
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| Alternative bands give thanks to Jay Orpin
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| And you’ve got Bogren, Thordendal, and Nordstrom
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| Avicii went to new levels -- Wait, what?
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| I almost forgot, we’re even better at metal
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| Ah! |
| You produce this? |
| In the pit or in the clubs, it’s still our music
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| Every country that came and tried, they lost
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| Because it’s just not the same without the sideways cross
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| So get a Swedish guy to produce it
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| A Swedish guy to write your song
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| But saying that is ironic
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| Because Swedish people don’t tend to be patriotic |