| When I was small I believed in santa claus
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| Though I knew it was my dad
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| And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
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| Open my presents and I’d be glad
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| But the last time I played father christmas
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| I stood outside a department store
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| A gang of kids came over and mugged me And knocked my reindeer to the floor
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| They said:
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| Father christmas, give us some money
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| Don’t mess around with those silly toys.
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| Well beat you up if you don’t hand it over
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| We want your bread so don’t make us annoyed
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| Give all the toys to the little rich boys
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| Don’t give my brother a steve austin outfit
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| Don’t give my sister a cuddly toy
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| We don’t want a jigsaw or monopoly money
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| We only want the real mccoy
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| Father christmas, give us some money
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| Well beat you up if you make us annoyed
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| Father christmas, give us some money
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| Don’t mess around with those silly toys
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| But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
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| He’s got lots of mouths to feed
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| But if youve got one, I’ll have a machine gun
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| So I can scare all the kids down the street
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| Father christmas, give us some money
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| We got no time for your silly toys
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| Well beat you up if you don’t hand it over
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| Give all the toys to the little rich boys
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| Have yourself a merry merry christmas
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| Have yourself a good time
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| But remember the kids who got nothin
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| While you’re drinkin down your wine
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| Father christmas, give us some money
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| We got no time for your silly toys
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| Well beat you up if you don’t hand it over
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| We want your bread, so don’t make us annoyed
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| Give all the toys to the little rich boys |