| You know what?
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| I just woke up in a come with a boner
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| I think that last na made me sober
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| Maybe I just died, maybe I’m just high
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| 'cause I just turned my main bitch to my lady on the side
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| I’m a couple cake short, over slacks you thought you could try
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| You thought I wasn’t naughty but knives
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| You gonna have the lord on your side
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| But I swear more than one of you squares
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| You’ll die, like the plow for dice
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| She was into stuff, I got her to pick me up
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| Now I’m playing Fifa, while I am getting my willy sucked
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| Just conceded to go, but I don’t give a fuck
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| 'Cause I’m getting my willy sucked
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| I’m going for help, I’m going I know so
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| But before I go, I wanna go to the mobos
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| Roll out the black carpet
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| 'Cause I’m a fucking mixed race, black BASTARD
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| John Terry agrees, I tell a blonde girl on your knees
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| Baby show me how you raps more fun
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| She asked how you doing
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| I replied your mum
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| She was like awesome
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| I was like you’re dumb, ah
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| And it don’t make any sense
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| But nor does the fracture broads
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| Living on my balls and she don’t pay any rent
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| Don’t be taking offense, to what I’m taking again
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| What I’m saying again, fuck it
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| Couple bad bitches, both trying to suck mine
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| At the same time got a nigga feeling tongue tied
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| If like sucks, let it suck nice
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| Both double d’s, two girls, one cop size
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| This could get political shortly
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| Body in my pants and it isn’t the tories
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| I told her you got 5 second to leave
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| 1, 2, 3 4, 5, get on your knees
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| She says she ain’t sucking me
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| I wonder if T baggins a cup of tea
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| Motherfucker, straight from the gutter
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| Plus I only love her if she makes me a copper
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| I only love her if her face says she’s coming
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| You had 3 whole minutes, you could have faked it or something
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| Or summit, oh well, the world’s still spinning
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| As long as your wallet is still fat and the girls still fell me
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| Yeah, yeah, I guess I really am a fucking BASTARD |