| Erick Sermon: | 
| As I pump up a brand new funk swing, | 
| and bring back the chill of thrill from B.B. King. | 
| Old fashioned is the way that I be waxin’a MC, | 
| I bust a grill, and the reaction I check, | 
| inspect, make sure the head’s wrecked; | 
| snap a neck for some live effects. | 
| A machine, my functioning, that’s mean. | 
| I stay together, my man, like Al Green. | 
| I’m a slayer, the E-R-I-C-K and I’m back | 
| to attack a punk chump that ain’t sayin’jack. | 
| Boom, I’m buckwild when I’m stoned, | 
| I close only one eye like a cyclone. | 
| So I throw on my black shades that’s rhinestone, | 
| summer to my Benz that’s outlined in chrome. | 
| I’m the Grand Royal MC, I’m no joke. | 
| I hit like a Phillie Blunt when it’s toked. | 
| I smoke, an MC well-done, he gets done. | 
| I’m knockin’out wack MCs like Michael Nunn. | 
| Full-power, one punch, crunch, I’m throwin’bolos. | 
| I’m strapped heavy, my handguns that’s solo. | 
| I’m packed when it’s time to get down. | 
| Cuz Erick Sermon’s comin’straight from the Underground… | 
| PMD: | 
| Okie dokie. | 
| My mind gets slow-pokey when I toke the | 
| bull from a Phillie Blunt and I hope me Old Gold is cold when I pop the cap. | 
| Take a sip and then blitz, then crack a back with a rhyme sack. | 
| Cuz I’m too smooth, pay my dues, and can’t lose. | 
| I’m Top Gun, pullin’bitches like Tom Cruise. | 
| And my main man, D-Wade, still gets paid. | 
| And in the off-season, we vacate in the shade. | 
| So all hail the Mary, crack the Moet, | 
| blast the boom-box, then act like George and Jet-son. | 
| Cuz my style, similar to Tae Kwon Do, but hey-yo, | 
| I don’t kick or throw stars, this brother flows | 
| to the funk track, with 808 drops for prop the top | 
| of druggin’or thuggin, D.T.s or cops. | 
| I say, no to blow and yes to cess and I suggest | 
| you put a buck on Lotto, and if you win, you should invest | 
| in a new grill, Bill, cuz I rock non- until | 
| the Fat Lady sings, or Brooklyn starts to ill. | 
| There’s a fat chance, with the brother bistro, | 
| cuz I’m the master of the quadraverb and the echo. | 
| There’s no time to stop, so P keep on steppin' | 
| on the edge of the frame of the mind, the nine is the weapon. | 
| That I choose to squeeze when a brother acts wild. | 
| One slug to the head, mafioso style. | 
| You catch a Universal beat down with sounds that pound, | 
| watch yourself son, I’m comin’straight from the underground. |