| -- spoken:
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| «this is another new song wed like to do for you now. |
| its a, tells the
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| Story of a lovely cruise ship couple. |
| you know in november, the snowbirds
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| Start heading south down there, and youve seen them with the matching belt
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| And shoes, condo commandos, you know. |
| so uh, hey thats good shit. |
| I smell
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| It, alright, ooh. |
| we better start this song before I get hungry. |
| this is Called morris nightmare.»
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| Down in the islands where the happy folks stay
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| Everybody do what bwana jim say
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| He say its ok, its ok You can do what you wanna
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| Do what you like
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| Twist a big ol number
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| Ride a motorbike
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| Its alright, its alright
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| Dance to the drum
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| Drink a lot of rum
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| Love till you come to a stop
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| Swing like a monkey in a coconut tree
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| Sing like the dolphins in the deep blue sea
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| Sing its alright, its alright
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| -- spoken:
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| «how does fred neil do it? |
| come on jay spell»
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| You know people in the city got nowhere to go They used to go to bars now they go to discos
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| No, no, no disco (uh-uh, no)
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| They never see the sun
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| They hardly see the moon
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| They barely see the ground til the snow melts in june
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| Uptight, its out of sight
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| So they save a little money
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| Take a little trip
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| They only see the islands from a tacky cruise ship
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| Buy a little liquor
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| Buy some sea shells
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| Husband tries to sleep
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| Wife just yells
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| Morris, you can sleep when you get home
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| Down in the islands where the happy folks stay
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| Everybody do what biwana man say
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| He say its ok, its ok Its alright, its alright
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| Do what you wanna, do what you like
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| -- spoken:
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| «morris! |
| oh for christs sake morris, you can sleep when you get home. |
| this
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| Is supposed to be a vacation you know. |
| we come all the way down to miami. |
| we Could go someplace nice like seaworld. |
| I would like to go see, tony orlando
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| Is playing in miami beach. |
| we could do some nice things like that. |
| but no,
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| What do we do, we have to go down to this goddamn swamp. |
| this is a swamp
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| Morris. |
| you call this an island? |
| this is a resort? |
| its full of mosquitoes
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| And bugs and just is terrible morris. |
| are you listening to me? |
| ««bitch, bitch, bitch!» |