| Drunk, faded
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| Browned out, looking all shady
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| Two months since I fucked a lady
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| Young Man dick going crazy
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| Standard Saturday
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| I’m about to get a cab and masturbate
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| Then I see a hot girl look back at Dave
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| Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway
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| That’s what I thought not what I said to her
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| 'Stead I walk up to her like, «I know you heard of the kid
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| You heard what I did, you heard of my shit, the murderous spit»
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| She’s like, «Naw, you’re being weird, what are you talking about?»
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| I’m like, «Aw…» Pulling out my phone like a boss
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| YouTube 'bout to get her off
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| But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up
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| I’m like, «Hold up, how did… that’s not even me
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| Like, I don’t jerk off mobily…»
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| Then her friends coming up and wanna know if everything is okay
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| I’m like, «Naw, this a rape, you can’t tell?
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| Gimme a break, please, get the heck away»
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| I turned to her, «Let me buy you a drink,» she like, «Fine»
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| Told the man, «Two Patrón,» she like, «Lime»
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| Said he tried twice, the card got declined
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| I’m like, «Alri—, is this a—
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| Could it be a machine issue?» |
| He was like, «Naw,»
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| I was like, «Obviously there’s something wrong
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| I got dough, like I’m not broke…
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| I got doughnuts with the same card like about an hour ago»
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| He like, «Dude, I don’t know»
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| Now I’m looking at the girl she just wanna go
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| And I ain’t talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone
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| I got one more chance to prove myself
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| So I’m like
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| «Look, I’m athletic, girl, I’ve gotten several Rec League MVP’s
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| At my crib, I’ve got some pizza, plus a little bit of weed
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| In my room, I’ve got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
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| Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
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| Like with the crushed ice»
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| You know I don’t give a damn what your plan right now
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| This is me coming at you as a man right now
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| Lemme freak, lemme freak, Goddammit, lemme freak
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| Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
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| The girl from the first verse
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| Somehow let me fuck
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| Fast forward, seven months, we in love
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| Some real serious relationship type shit
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| Despite this, I ain’t fucked for days
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| Tried last night, but was pushed away
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| But I’ve been acting well behaved today
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| I smell okay, Adele Pandora’s playing
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| Now she laying on the floor
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| And I’m praying this bitch is horny, I go and give her a smooch
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| She kissing Dicky back, so I play with her boobs
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| Bad move, she don’t like that
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| Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
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| Via email, she wanna write back
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| I’m like, «Right now?»
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| She like, «Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?»
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| «Oh, okay, what’s the context?»
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| Then she like, «Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me»
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| «Who's Jane again?» |
| I said, she like, «Wow, you should know that…»
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| «Okay, I guess I forgot,» she like, «Dude, that’s my other boss»
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| «Okay, true, so shouldn’t your first boss
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| Go to the other boss, before you? |
| Right?»
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| «But Jane isn’t hands-on!» |
| she yelled
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| «Okay, well I just don’t understand the dynamic then
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| I don’t work with these people,» she started crying
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| «Wait, stop, what the fuck is this?»
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| «Naw, you don’t ever take my side»
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| About an hour later 'til I’m on her good side
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| We in bed, hands on her good thighs
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| I try to kiss, she like, «Goodnight» but I’m like
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| «Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee
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| I’ve been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and weed
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| Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet
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| And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles
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| Now reward it»
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| You know I don’t give a damn what your plan right now
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| This is me coming at you as a man right now
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| Lemme freak, lemme freak, Goddammit, lemme freak
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| Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
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| Fast forward some more, June 16th, 20−74
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| Old LD looking old as fuck, still with the same ho, holding up
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| But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse
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| My dick looking like it’s tinfoil
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| Her tits looking like they hard-boiled eggs
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| On top of that, she insane
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| Like, I don’t even think she knows who I am
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| Our kids moved away, we’ve been doing the same shit for days
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| Maybe months, who knows, probably gonna die soon
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| Pretty scared, I ain’t even gonna lie to you
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| Think about it all day, on my last legs
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| But I’m going out with a bang
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| I got pills they invented back in '57
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| I took five, that’s a bit excessive
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| I look high, take a look at my thighs
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| And good God that’s a little erection, it’ll work though
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| Now I’ve gotta find the ho, I’m pretty much blind at this point
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| I don’t know if I mentioned that yet, but I am
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| Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I’m like
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| «Look, I don’t know if you’re aware that
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| You’ve been throwing out my shoes
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| What I do know is, I’m sick of doing nothing here with you
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| All my blood is in my dick, I’m probably dying pretty soon
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| Are you even comprehending what I’m saying
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| Please acknowledge that you hear me…»
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| You know I don’t give a damn what your plan right now
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| This is me coming at you as a man right now
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| Lemme freak, lemme freak, Goddammit, lemme freak
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| Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak |