| I could be a business man, sign here on the dotted line
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| Maybe that’s a perfect plan but it isn’t mine
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| 'Cause I don’t have time for chasing carrots on a stick
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| When I think of wearing suits to work, it really makes me sick
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| I don’t wanna go to college
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| I don’t wanna do things that require a degree
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| That seems like death to me
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| I don’t wanna be in college
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| I don’t wanna be another puppet of demand
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| I hope you understand
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| That I don’t wanna go to college
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| I could be the CEO of a great big company
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| But deep down in my heart I know that it’s not for me
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| Because my destiny simply cannot be bought or sold
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| Or forced into the mold that the world shoves down my throat
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| I don’t wanna go to college
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| I don’t wanna do things that require a degree
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| That seems like death to me
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| I don’t wanna be in college
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| I don’t wanna be another puppet of demand
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| I hope you understand
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| That I don’t wanna go to college
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| Oh no, I don’t wanna take what they wanna give
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| I don’t want the life they want me to live
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| I don’t even know what I wanna do
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| I just know I don’t wanna be like you, no
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| I don’t wanna go to college
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| I don’t wanna do things that require a degree
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| That seems like death to me, yeah
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| I don’t wanna be in college
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| I don’t wanna be another puppet of demand
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| I hope you understand
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| That I don’t wanna go to college
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| No, I don’t wanna go to college
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| No, I don’t wanna go to college |