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| Are you nervous, jumpy or on the edge?
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| Is it neuritis, neuralgia, a head cold or stress?
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| Or maybe it’s your sinus drainage.
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| Get ridda that runny nose (sniiiff), that naggin' cough (cough),
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| that sneeze (achoo),
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| That wheeze (gasp) and other injuries.
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| Take Jeremiah Peabody’s polyunsaturated, quick dissolvin', fast actin',
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| Little green and purple pills,
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