| A space ship landed on my lawn today
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| You may find it extremely hard to believe
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| But it actually did happen
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| Anyway, a door opened, and out came, a woman
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| Wow — she looked like an amazon queen
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| From an Italian sexploitation flick
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| I said hi there
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| You must be tired from a long and exhausting journey
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| May I interest you in a relaxing game of strip poker?
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| She said not even if you were the last man
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| Not even if you were a friend of Superman
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth
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| Not even if you were the last man
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| Not even if you were a friend of Superman
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth
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| Thank you — she got back into the ship
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| And took off to a galaxy far far away
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| I threw myself on the phone and called a publisher
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| Who by the way was, a woman
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| I said hi there I just met a girl from outer space
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| So here’s the deal
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| I tell you my story and you turn it into a best-seller
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| There’s big money in this for both of us
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| So what do you say — lunch?
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| She said not even if you were the last man
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| Not even if you were a friend of Superman
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth
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| Not even if you were the last man
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| Not even if you were a friend of Superman
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth
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| Then I called my mother who by the way is a woman
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| I said hi mom I forgot your birthday last week
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| You know how bury I am these days
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| Anyway, I’m between
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| Platinum albums at the moment
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| Do you think you can spare me a few bucks
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| She said not even if you were the last man
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| Not even if you were a friend of Superman
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth
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| Not even if you were the last man
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| Not even if you were a friend of Superman
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth
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| Not even if you were the last man on earth |