| In every crowd on every data base
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| Theres always someone from this place
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| You could be in a queue or on the face of the sun
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| But I guarantee theres always at least one
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| Not like Highlander theres loads and loads
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| Spreading out unnoticed and the population grows
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| You already seen at least one today
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| So when you see a group of people simply say
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| Which one of you is from Cwmbran
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| Theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
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| But theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| Down the south of Spain topping up my tan
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| Who should I see a bloke from Cwmbran
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| Im in the North Pole and what do you know
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| I see my mate Steve from the valley of the crow
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| On a photographic tour of Cuba
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| I met bloke from Cwmbran who drives and Uber
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| I was in LA complaining about the smog
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| I met a loverly couple from Croesyceiliog
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| Which one of you is from Cwmbran
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| Theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
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| But theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| I watched a film that was shown in Cann
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| And I bought pop corn from a bloke from Cwmbran
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| Went and saw the pyramids just for a thrill
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| And the tour guid said he was from Thornhill
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| Kissed a girl in Crete just because
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| She wasn’t from Cwmbran but her mother was
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| New York Paris Kazakhstan
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| Theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| You could go to Buckingham Palace to the changing of the guard
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| With all them soldiers and their helmets what are really fucking hard
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| From Egypt to the pyramids to bull fighting in Spain
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| Your guaranteed to come across bloke who’s name is Carl or Dane
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| He’s roughly thirty seven and working on the bins
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| Or possibly a priest absolving you of all your fucking sins
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| But when you get to talking to him in the way you can
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| He’ll simply say… I’m from Cwmbran
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| One in every one thousand people is from Cwmbran
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| Thats a fact I seen it on the internet
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| Which one of you is from Cwmbran
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| Theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
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| But theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| I was hanging out in London just near barking
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| Overheard someone talking about the free parking
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| When I spun round to take a look at the man
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| Turned out it was a bloke that I knew from Cwmbran
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| Outstanding when I’m rocking round the world
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| Meeting up with so many guys and girls
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| In every country that people come up to me
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| I meet a Cwmbranastani as a guarantee
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| It’s like a dog with a bone it’s like a home from home
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| Seems the whole wild world is a Cwmbran zone
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| You can be in Magaluf off your head on a pill
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| There’ll be some one there who works for Torfaen council
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| Yous half brother Steve and his half cousin Stan
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| Ive heard they both come from Llantarnam
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| New York London Paris Japan
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| Even my missus comes from Cwmbran
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| She’s wicked my missis she’s well lush
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| Loves you love innit
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| She loves the pink wine
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| She gets on it with me on a Tuesday
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| Big up to Cwmbran
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| Which one of you is from Cwmbran
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| Theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| You could be in New York or Kazakhstan
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| But theres always someone from Cwmbran
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| Big ups to the Cwmbran Stadium massive
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| Wicked |