| Thrift store cowboys, five and dime junkies
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| Red dirt plowboys, asphalt monkeys
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| Holy rollers, signal callers
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| Truck stop angels, backstreet brawlers
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| Van Zandt groupies, guitar slingers
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| Hallelujah gospel singers
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| Freight-train mamas, pistol shooters
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| My first girlfriend works at Hooters
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| Beans and biscuits in my cupboard
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| Listen to Ray Wylie Hubbard
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| All going down the road tonight
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| Drunken angels, blacktop racers
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| Holy rollers, whiskey chasers
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| Lonestar drinkers, midnight ramblers
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| Dirt road divas, highway gamblers
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| Moonshine mamas, panty droppers
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| Dhali Llamas, ol' pill poppers
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| High-school heroes, back row preachers
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| Pool hall hustlers, tantric teachers
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| Teenage cuties politickin'
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| Harry Krishna feed me chicken
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| All going down the road tonight
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| Bluejean babies, old heartbreakers
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| Had a party with some Quakers
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| Heartworn highways, country singers
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| Radio’s full old right-wingers
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| Session players, duct tape dealers
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| Outlaw country, hubcap stealers
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| Ain’t no money in my wallet
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| Broke again is what they call it
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| My Grandmother’s name was Spiller
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| Michael Jackson peaked at Thriller
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| All going down the road tonight
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| Jukebox gypsies, mustang sally’s
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| Don’t go walkin' down dark alleys
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| Needle pushers, horn rimmed glasses
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| Rhinestone jumpsuit, backstage passes
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| Blue plate specials, Luanne platters
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| Japanese is all that matters
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| Broken arrows, gulf coast kickers
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| «Who's your daddy?» |
| bumper stickers
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| Dah dah dah dah dah dah dahhh
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| Ha-ah-ah-ah Ah-ah
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| Ah yeah, aw uh duntdunt
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| Outro: (Spoken: «I'm outta words, people… that's all I got! Americana
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| Woman… hip shake with me baby!») |