| I was up in the morning with the TV blarin'
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| brush my teeth sittin’watchin’the news
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| All the beaches were closed the ocean was a Red Sea
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| but there was no one there to part it in two
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| There was no fresh salad because there’s hypos in the cabbage
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| Staten Island disappeared at noon
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| And they say the midwest is in great distress
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| and NASA blew up the moon
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| The ozone layer has no ozone anymore
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| and you’re gonna leave me for the guy next door
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| I’m Sick of You
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| They arrested the Mayor for an illegal favor
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| sold the Empire State to Japan
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| And Oliver North married William Secord
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| and gave birth to a little Teheran
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| And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warhead
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| if he dies he wants to go out in style
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| And there’s nothing to eat that don’t carry the stink
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| of some human waste dumped in the Nile
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| Well one thing is certainly true
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| no one here knows what to do
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| I’m Sick of You
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| The radio said there were 400 dead
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| in some small town in Arkansas
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| Some whacked out trucker
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| drove into a nuclear reactor
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| and killed everybody he saw
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| Now he’s on Morton Downey
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| and he’s glowing and shining
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| doctors say this is a medical advance
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| They say the bad makes the good
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| and there’s something to be learned
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| in every human experience
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| Well I know one thing that really is true
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| This here’s a zoo and the keeper ain’t you
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| And I’m sick of it, I’m Sick of You
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| They ordained the Trumps
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| and then he got the mumps
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| and died being treated at Mt. Sinai
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| And my best friend Bill
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| died from a poison pill
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| some wired doctor prescribed for stress
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| My arms and legs are shrunk
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| the food all has lumps
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| They discovered some animal no one’s ever seen
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| It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire
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| after running over Rudy Giuliani
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| They say the President’s dead
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| but no one can find his head
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| It’s been missing now for weeks
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| But no one noticed it he has seemed so fit
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| and I’m Sick of it |