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Data di rilascio: 22.09.1997
Linguaggio delle canzoni: inglese
Home For The Holidays |
Yes, ma’am. Well, alright. We’ll see you then. |
Honey! |
We’re goin' home for the holidays |
Pack me lots of medication |
Home for the holidays |
Another dysfunctional celebration |
I swore this year, that we’d stay here |
And start our own tradition |
But when I tried, Momma cried |
And brought up Daddy’s heart condition |
So we’ll pack the car |
Face the maddening throng |
The family we’ve successfully |
Avoided all year long |
There’s insidious Uncle Louie |
He’ll be hittin' on all the wives |
Crazy Aunt Loretta |
This year don’t let her near the knives |
And of course we’ll hear |
«Mom, he’s in my chair! Make him move! You gave it to me!» |
That’ll be my older brother |
The doctor of psychiatry |
Home for the holidays |
Lots of interstate congestion |
Home for the holidays |
Nervous stress and indigestion |
In the sibling rivalry |
Mind-numbing conversation |
We’re going home for the holidays |
All across the nation |
You know we’ll have to board the puppy |
Yeah, he wouldn’t survive our nephew Dave |
I still wake up screaming |
Dreaming of last year’s cat in the microwave |
Home for the holidays |
Pack me lots of medication |
Home for the holidays |
Another dysfunctional celebration |
I swore this year, that we’d stay here |
But when I tried, Momma cried |
Brought up Daddy’s heart condition |
In the sibling rivalry |
Mind-numbing conversation |
We’re going home for the holidays |
All across the nation |