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Data di rilascio: 22.09.1997
Linguaggio delle canzoni: inglese
Redneck Christmas |
We’re havin' a redneck christmas |
With traditional possum stew (yee-haw) |
We’re havin' a redneck christmas |
Hope Santa brings a little rabbit too (yum yum) |
Got Paw new chaw redman |
Maw a brand new spit cup (phtoeey) |
And I got my wife a brand new set |
Of re-treads for my pickup truck |
(Ain't he the sweetest thang) |
Oh we ain’t nevr seen ther raindeer, |
But we painted the bulls nose red (moo) |
Put runners under the outhouse |
And we’re usin' it fer a sled |
(Darn fool idiots what’re doin? |
Sorry didn’t know you was in there grandpaw, |
Merry Christmas now ya hear? |
Well, I got yer merry christmas right here, |
Come back with thet catalog) |
We’re havin' a redneck christmas |
TP’d the whole front yard, |
Put big red bows on the hound dogs |
Turned the lights on all the cars (howls) |
I love a redneck christmas |
It’s a simple kinda life |
You buy one gift and that takes care |
Of yer cousin and yer wife |
I went downtown to see Santy Claus, |
Gave a dollar to one of them legs |
(Here you go shorty) |
So Santa’d bring a man for daughter, |
After all she’s near bout' twelve |
(Poor thing she’ll be a spinster soon) |
We’re havin' a redneck christmas |
Hung our stockings on the stove, |
On the stove (sizzle) |
Hope Santa brings us big stuff |
'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru |
the toes |
We’s havin' a redneck christmas |
With homemade moonshine eggnog (glug glug) |
I took a little swig |
Thought it needed more kick |
Throwed in a little toe de frog |
(burp, hic, ribbit, hic, ribbit) |
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