| Whoa! |
| I can’t believe we’re in Japan!
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| Look at all the lights, the food, the people!
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| Wow!
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| We’re three cool white friends in Japan (Japan!)
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| We’ve never been to Japan
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| So we wrote a song about the three of us in Japan
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| And our label has to pay for it
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| Here we are at our five star hotel
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| The one from Lost in Translation (in Japan!)
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| The views are amazing, and there’s champagne waiting
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| Because that’s how we wrote it (yummy!)
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| And now the label has to pay for the video (yay!)
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| And pay for everything that we say (no matter what!)
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| For example, I’ll be getting a massage right now
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| And I’ll be drinking some sake (so expensive! Who cares?)
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| Here we are at the most expensive sushi restaurant in Japan (mmm!)
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| And now we’re at Tokyo Disneyland
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| And now we’re in Hawaii for one random shot
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| That our label has to pay for
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| 'Cause we’re three cool white friends in Japan (In Asia!)
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| The fact that we’re white isn’t why we’re friends
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| But we are white, and we’re friends (in Japan!)
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| At this point in the video, we’ll be super drunk (wee!)
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| Standing near some kind of dragon (roar!)
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| And then we’ll buy some stinky, used girl’s panties (wow!)
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| Out of one of those pervert vending machines (hehe!)
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| Now we’ve seen sumo wrestling live (cool!)
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| Unless we get dropped by our label
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| 'Cause we’re three white douchebags in Japan (that's us!)
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| It’s all part of our master plan
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| To get some much needed R&R
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| At the expense of Universal Records (car possession!)
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| Wow, look at all this Japanese money
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| It’s called Yen
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| I heard it’s worth more than American money
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| Let’s dump it in the river!
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| Moshi Moshi
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| Guys it’s the label, this video’s really expensive and it—
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| Bye!
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| Pokémon!
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| Dump it in the River!
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| Our rental car!
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| Dump it in the River!
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| This old guy!
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| Dump him in the river!
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| And now we’re flying home first class! |