| Lust, once ya feel it in your bones, yo, you know you can’t stop it/
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| Understand? |
| Let me expand while we’re on the topic/
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| I date plane Janes, hot chicks/
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| But I usually only fuck with female pilots cause they got the illest cockpits
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| Ha, and if the crotch fits, where it/
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| I’m the type of Martha Fokker to ditch a bitch the day before I meet the
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| parents/
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| She’s embarrassed she’s dating a rapper — with baggy pants/
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| Pick her up from mass, system on blast, grabbing her ass/
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| Glad we could smash, but I gotta move on to the next chick/
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| I’m an outgoing male, I send one off, and I get one back like Netflix/
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| Now get this, when you’re sexually reckless, you can have a girl that makes you
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| breakfast/
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| But you’ll still seek the rejection of a leggy temptress/
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| She’s like your petty deathwish/
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| You be dressed in your best shit, tryna silence the skeptics/
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| Upset kids called her a |hoe, and I hoped to god it was true/
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| Cause see, a hoe fuck everybody, A bitch fuck everybody but you/
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| I’d forget about it, but soon, I behold it’s a sign
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| Envisioned a coked-out Whitney signing «Moment In Time,"when I told her I
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| rhymed/
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| And fames the best aphrodisiac know to man, cause now we holding hands/
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| Saying 'lets blow this stand', and, yo, I hate to spoil plans/
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| So now that we rolling, I’m the Trojan man, she’s stroking it fast/
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| I’m jonesing for ass, but I almost choked on the gas when I opened her pants/
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| So potent a blast a fish that It was scary, man/
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| I snatched the pine tree from the rearview mirror and sandwiched it in her
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| hairy clam.
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| I got pussy, pussy, pussy on my mind and it’s killing me/
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| 2 to 3 at a time, menagetwois or a trilogy/
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| I really feel the need to sing this song/
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| Cause I dated a bi-chick for 3 years and I never got my threesome on/
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| There’s only so many tricks that one woman can teach a schlong/
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| And even Cheech & Chong agree, more than one freak sure beats the bong/
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| But, I’ve reached the wall, and yo, I’ve only failed,
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| Knowing that getting the most available hoes with tail to bone & bail’s the
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| holy grail/
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| Now for the solo male there isn’t the fattest chance in hell/
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| You can ask two bad frat chicks to nail without landing your ass in jail/
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| And that’s the real haphazard deal, when one set of tits ain’t enough/
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| Ya' want wetter clits, save the hunt, Son, you better just pay to fuck/
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| The way my luck is, on whether I’ll get or get got/
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| Is slim, but if the chance comes, I can’t front, I’ll give it a shot/
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| And I’m shitting you not, the day came when I was put to the test/
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| Because of my stage name I met these three hookers looking for sex/
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| They claimed Janessa, Brooke & Beth were their governments/
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| And wanted to triple the pleasure and triple the fun like they were doublemint/
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| I’m stuttering, I’m looking down at my dick 2 chicks is rubbing it/
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| Beth tells me to look at her tongue and then imagine my cum on it/
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| Then, suddenly one of 'em starts crying, some shit bout her ex-man/
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| And when one chicks in need, the two others WILL ditch the sex plans/
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| With staff in hand, I’m asking, «Is it the time for this shit?'/
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| From the back of the pack I hear 'Can't you keep your mind off your dick?
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| Chorus:
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| This is just another sad song/
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| For times like this, when everything’s mad wrong/
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| You missed your chance, you gotta keep your pants on/
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| When things don’t go your way.
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| Go your way.
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| It’s another assless night/
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| When the shorty your with isn’t acting right/
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| You’re forced to fuck chicks who aren’t half as tight/
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| When things don’t go your way.
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| Go your way. |